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"When you are the anvil, be patient. When you are the hammer, strike." - Arabian Proverb
Watch out for falling premises: The Green case for Capitalism and Walmart.
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Dilute the Vote: We should force the uninterested and uninformed to vote.
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Poor John Dingell may lose his father's seat after only 55 years in office. He has so much of your money yet to spend!
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Liberal Media elite move from What's the Matter with Kansas to You People are All Morons.
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Ayn Rand vindicated: The Virtues of Selfishness shown in Yeast.
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Kerry was in favor of extending the Bush tax cuts before he was against it.
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Law of Unintended Consequences puts an end to free checking. Thanks Mr. Durbin! Comment
Tuesday, September 14th
DNC's Tim Kaine pulls a Glenn Beck: Super-Secret Mega Announcement planned for tomorrow.
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Michelle Obama's vicious, pre-meditated attack on the salt of the earth.
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Bill Maher says atheism, not being a talentless douchebag, prevents him from getting an Emmy.
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Boeing tearing down Rosie the Riveter's factory to make room for wetlands. Wait, what? -
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Noted mob boss accuses GOP of "economic treason."
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Hope·ocrisy: Obama's kids are off-limits, except when they're not.
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Justice Breyer was sick the day they taught law in law school. Muslims too savage to be treated equally.
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Godwin's Law rules at the NYTimes: Ad implies Tea Party is Nazi Party.
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Politics of Irrational Fear: Dems running against Sarah Palin, who is not running for anything.
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Monday, September 13th
Jests allegedly harass insanely hot sports reporter. (With you'd harass her photos).
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Gulf Graft: Obama admin used Gulf oil spill funds for ($217K) anti-Palin group and PR polling. Since DAY ONE.
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Obama beginning to see the other side of his childish, "I won" attitude.
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NYTimes tries to slime Boehner, forgets to check the home team record. Hope·ocrisy abounds.
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Dems pin their election hopes on a 16 year old girl from Canada. Justina something.
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Friday, September 10th
Playboy Centerfold tackled, allegedly trying to open JetBlue exit door inflight. TTIUWP.
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How bad is anti-Dem sentiment? WI candidate for gov beaten with a tire iron while trying to save an infant and her grandma, still trails in the polls.
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It came from the planet Minerva; Why you never go full retard, especially for a county party treasurer position. Comment
Obama rearranging the deck chairs on his Titanic of an economic panel. Comment
Thursday, September 9th
Obama warns pastor about political stunt that would endanger troops, like setting an arbitrary withdrawal date. Comment
Afghans begin to question capitalism. Thankfully our president is an steadfast supporter. Oh dear. -
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Some states did not report data, so Obama admin estimates. Surprise! Jobs beat expectations.
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Dems go full retard: One People, One Nation, One Leader
Monday, July 12, 2010
By Dan
Dems go full retard: One People, One Nation, One Leader
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