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		<title>SWA pilot sent to sensitivity training after open mic. Come on&#8211;he works in a place called a cockpit.</title>
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		<title>Playboy Centerfold tackled, allegedly trying to open JetBlue exit door inflight. TTIUWP.</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/09/playboy-centerfold-tackled-allegedly-trying-to-open-jetblue-exit-door-inflight-ttiuwp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Playboy Centerfold tackled, allegedly trying to open JetBlue exit door inflight. TTIUWP.]]></description>
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		<title>This is the captain speaking, BRACE FOR IMPACT! J/k Lol!</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/08/this-is-the-captain-speaking-brace-for-impact-jk-lol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the captain speaking, BRACE FOR IMPACT! J/k Lol!]]></description>
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		<title>Jet Blew: Steward flips out, does D.B. Cooper impression at JFK.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jet Blew: Steward flips out, does D.B. Cooper impression at JFK.]]></description>
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		<title>We are not in Kansas anymore: United flight forced to land in Denver after turbulence injures 25.</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/07/we-are-not-in-kansas-anymore-united-flight-forced-to-land-in-denver-after-turbulence-injures-25/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not in Kansas anymore: United flight from DC to LA forced to land in Denver after severe turbulence injures 25.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama DOT considering rules to push teetering airlines into bankruptcy.</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/06/obama-dot-considering-rules-to-push-teetering-airlines-into-bankruptcy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<title>DHS has a solution for airport security: Random (i.e., non-Muslim) Voluntary (i.e. useless) vehicle searches.</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/06/dhs-has-a-solution-for-airport-security-random-i-e-non-muslim-voluntary-i-e-useless-vehicle-searches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Homeland Security has a solution for airport security: Random (i.e., non-Muslim) Voluntary (i.e. useless) vehicle searches.]]></description>
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		<title>JetBlue Pilot has problem with tail; threatens to crash plane.</title>
		<link>https://dailydanet.com/2010/05/jetblue-pilot-has-problem-with-tail-threatens-to-crash-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 14:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Government: Body scan images are immediately destroyed, except for hot chicks and celebrities.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sir Richard Branson keeps getting closer to a billionaire mega-villain from a Bond movie.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
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