. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "No government has the right to decide on the truth of scientific principles, nor to prescribe in any way the character of the questions investigated." - Richard P. Feynman Click Here for More Broken News Wheels come off the crazy train: Reid criticizes ABA ratings; had no problem with Sotomayor rating. FLASHBACK: Reid calls ABA rating the the best indicator of Judge Sotomayor's temperament. FLASHBACK: CBS says Obama admin delighted over Sotomayor's ABA rating. FLASHBACK: Leahy praises ABA rating as reason to confirm Sotomayor. Hide the Liquor: After spending all of your money, the last Kennedy runs from reelection. In Nevada (and D.C. now) bipartisan means Democrats only. Reid renegs on a bipartisan jobs bill, slashing tax cuts. Dennis Hopper calls estranged wife "malevolent;" Hopper to receive anger management therapy from Alec Baldwin. I. Did. Not. Have. Cardiac defibrillation. Bill Clinton taken to the hospital with heart condition. Your government at work: You cannot have a pension and insurance, silly military widow! Tax! Tax! Tax! Headline for Next Week: Obama claims small business owners are greedy and unAmerican. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." - Unknown Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, February 12th

Wheels come off the crazy train: Reid criticizes ABA ratings; had no problem with Sotomayor rating.
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FLASHBACK: Reid calls ABA rating the the best indicator of Judge Sotomayor's temperament.
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FLASHBACK: CBS says Obama admin delighted over Sotomayor's ABA rating.
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FLASHBACK: Leahy praises ABA rating as reason to confirm Sotomayor.
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Hide the Liquor: After spending all of your money, the last Kennedy runs from reelection.
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In Nevada (and D.C. now) bipartisan means Democrats only. Reid renegs on a bipartisan jobs bill, slashing tax cuts.
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Thursday, February 11th

Dennis Hopper calls estranged wife "malevolent;" Hopper to receive anger management therapy from Alec Baldwin.
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I. Did. Not. Have. Cardiac defibrillation.  Bill Clinton taken to the hospital with heart condition.
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Your government at work: You cannot have a pension and insurance, silly military widow! Tax! Tax! Tax!
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Headline for Next Week: Obama claims small business owners are greedy and unAmerican.
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Fake and Inaccurate: NYTimes argues snow storms are driven by Global Warming™, just like hurricanes. They are not.
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The truth does not always set you free; sometimes it just raises your taxes. Obama now ‘agnostic’ on middle class tax increases.
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The best thing about the race card, is that it is always there when you need it.  Roland Martin suggests Obama go gangsta.
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Obama Admin: Rights are for terrorists; we can track ordinary American's mobile phones.
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Another Senate hearing on Global Warming cancelled due to record snow.
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Wednesday, February 10th

NYPD releases new aerial photos of 9/11 attack.
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Biggest Snow Ever in DC. But Global Warming™ is real.  We promise.
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A better Miss Me Yet billboard. -
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Jake Tapper for President (of This Week).
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Say Anything: When talking to business mag, Obama suddenly does not begrudge banker pay.
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Only nuclear physicist in congress retires. Oh, and he is a Republican.
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Gutzilla will destroy the nation! Michelle Obama claims fat people are a threat to national security.
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Another positive story for the banking community: Investment banker's dog mugged; fortunately, he was not wearing his pricier Burberry.
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Captain Hope·ocrisy defines bipartisanship. Maybe Scott Brown should go up to him and say "I won."
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Tuesday, February 9th

Pompous Prof: Liberal Arts academics lean left because it is sooo complicated. Physics must be for morons.
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The Man Cheney-an Candidate: How Obama is proving Bush and Cheney right on terror.
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Olbermann talks to his girlfriend on camera.  Good thing no one was watching.
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Government: Body scan images are immediately destroyed, except for hot chicks and celebrities.
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Tingly former speechwriter whines that Sarah Palin does not writer her own speeches. Stay classy, Chris Matthews.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009
By Dan

Tingly former speechwriter whines that Sarah Palin does not writer her own speeches.  Stay classy, Chris Matthews.

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