. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last - but eat you he will." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News Dennis Hopper calls estranged wife "malevolent;" Hopper to receive anger management therapy from Alec Baldwin. I. Did. Not. Have. Cardiac defibrillation. Bill Clinton taken to the hospital with heart condition. Your government at work: You cannot have a pension and insurance, silly military widow! Tax! Tax! Tax! Headline for Next Week: Obama claims small business owners are greedy and unAmerican. Fake and Inaccurate: NYTimes argues snow storms are driven by Global Warming™, just like hurricanes. They are not. The truth does not always set you free; sometimes it just raises your taxes. Obama now ‘agnostic’ on middle class tax increases. The best thing about the race card, is that it is always there when you need it. Roland Martin suggests Obama go gangsta. Obama Admin: Rights are for terrorists; we can track ordinary American's mobile phones. Another Senate hearing on Global Warming cancelled due to record snow. NYPD releases new aerial photos of 9/11 attack. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Indecision is the key to flexibility." - Unknown Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Thursday, February 11th

Dennis Hopper calls estranged wife "malevolent;" Hopper to receive anger management therapy from Alec Baldwin.
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I. Did. Not. Have. Cardiac defibrillation.  Bill Clinton taken to the hospital with heart condition.
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Your government at work: You cannot have a pension and insurance, silly military widow! Tax! Tax! Tax!
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Headline for Next Week: Obama claims small business owners are greedy and unAmerican.
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Fake and Inaccurate: NYTimes argues snow storms are driven by Global Warming™, just like hurricanes. They are not.
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The truth does not always set you free; sometimes it just raises your taxes. Obama now ‘agnostic’ on middle class tax increases.
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The best thing about the race card, is that it is always there when you need it.  Roland Martin suggests Obama go gangsta.
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Obama Admin: Rights are for terrorists; we can track ordinary American's mobile phones.
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Another Senate hearing on Global Warming cancelled due to record snow.
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Wednesday, February 10th

NYPD releases new aerial photos of 9/11 attack.
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Biggest Snow Ever in DC. But Global Warming™ is real.  We promise.
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A better Miss Me Yet billboard. -
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Jake Tapper for President (of This Week).
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Say Anything: When talking to business mag, Obama suddenly does not begrudge banker pay.
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Only nuclear physicist in congress retires. Oh, and he is a Republican.
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Gutzilla will destroy the nation! Michelle Obama claims fat people are a threat to national security.
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Another positive story for the banking community: Investment banker's dog mugged; fortunately, he was not wearing his pricier Burberry.
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Captain Hope·ocrisy defines bipartisanship. Maybe Scott Brown should go up to him and say "I won."
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Tuesday, February 9th

Pompous Prof: Liberal Arts academics lean left because it is sooo complicated. Physics must be for morons.
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The Man Cheney-an Candidate: How Obama is proving Bush and Cheney right on terror.
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Olbermann talks to his girlfriend on camera.  Good thing no one was watching.
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Government: Body scan images are immediately destroyed, except for hot chicks and celebrities.
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Holly·BioFuel: Hollywood sign to be covered with environmental propaganda. I wonder if it will be carbon neutral.
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Smothered Chicken, Cajun Style: Super Bowl XLIV ratings higher than last episode of M*A*S*H.
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Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews: Charisma is a bad thing when white women have it (video).
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Whine House: Stop criticizing us! It hurts our feelings.  Oh! And it helps al Qaeda, yeah, that's the ticket.
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Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama.
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Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Obama DOJ tries to have it both ways on terrorist interrogation; no Miranda is necessary, but Mirandizes anyway.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010
By Dan

Obama DOJ tries to have it both ways on terrorist interrogation; no Miranda is necessary, but Mirandizes anyway.

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