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Thursday, February 11th

Another Senate hearing on Global Warming cancelled due to record snow.
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Wednesday, February 10th

NYPD releases new aerial photos of 9/11 attack.
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Biggest Snow Ever in DC. But Global Warming™ is real.  We promise.
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A better Miss Me Yet billboard. -
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Jake Tapper for President (of This Week).
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Say Anything: When talking to business mag, Obama suddenly does not begrudge banker pay.
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Only nuclear physicist in congress retires. Oh, and he is a Republican.
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Gutzilla will destroy the nation! Michelle Obama claims fat people are a threat to national security.
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Another positive story for the banking community: Investment banker's dog mugged; fortunately, he was not wearing his pricier Burberry.
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Captain Hope·ocrisy defines bipartisanship. Maybe Scott Brown should go up to him and say "I won."
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Tuesday, February 9th

Pompous Prof: Liberal Arts academics lean left because it is sooo complicated. Physics must be for morons.
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The Man Cheney-an Candidate: How Obama is proving Bush and Cheney right on terror.
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Olbermann talks to his girlfriend on camera.  Good thing no one was watching.
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Government: Body scan images are immediately destroyed, except for hot chicks and celebrities.
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Holly·BioFuel: Hollywood sign to be covered with environmental propaganda. I wonder if it will be carbon neutral.
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Smothered Chicken, Cajun Style: Super Bowl XLIV ratings higher than last episode of M*A*S*H.
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Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews: Charisma is a bad thing when white women have it (video).
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Whine House: Stop criticizing us! It hurts our feelings.  Oh! And it helps al Qaeda, yeah, that's the ticket.
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Miss Me Yet billboard appears in MN. NPR strains to say it may be pro-Obama.
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Putting the No in NOAA: Blizzard forces govt to postpone announcement of new Global Warming™ propaganda.
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Monday, February 8th

FoxNews's 3 am show Red Eye beats CNN in Prime Time.
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Talk to the Hand: Liberals upset over Palin using her hands instead of a telepromter and 300 Yale grads.
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NBC/WSJ Poll: Public pans ObamaCare 46-31.
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Stolen Valor: Dem wore uniform of a general with more medals than Patton.
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Obama the scold: Guess who knows everything.
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AP claims undue influence by Toyota; neglects to mention the government owns their competitors.
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Hope·ocrisy: Now that GOP is involved, Obama wants cameras to record healthcare negotiations.
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Pro-Abortion Group: Tebow ad promotes violence against women; this is why we need Scott Cohen in the Senate!
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Obama budget includes a poison pill for charities and non-profits.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010
By Dan

Obama budget includes a poison pill for charities and non-profits.

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