. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Bullshit at the speed of light is still bullshit." - Unknown Click Here for More Broken News CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers. Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing." Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good. Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs. Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons. Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical. Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass? Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal. FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg. Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Fur is only protested more often than leather because its easier to harass rich women than biker gangs." - Unknown Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, March 5th

CBO states the obvious, again: New Obama bank tax would be passed on to consumers.
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Media calling anti-Bush Pentagon shooter "right wing."
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Harry Reid: Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 lost their jobs today, which is really good.
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Fail: Students protesting cuts to college funding misspell protest signs.
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Thousands of young conservative men to change their name to "Ezra Klein," take cooking lessons.
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Blogsphere sent into a tizzy over Roberts rumor--generated by one law school hypothetical.
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Rise of the violent Left: Pentagon shooter was anti-Bush, truther. Will MSM blame Air America & Rosie O'Dumbass?
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Whine House tries to blame weather for abysmal jobs number; yet states need more money for snow removal.
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Thursday, March 4th

FLASHBACK: Pee-t Stark talks about peeing on a constituent's leg.
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Dem piss on Stark's hope of chairing Ways & Means. Piddly little thing.
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Getting Personal: Price of ObamaCare vote is now a judgeship for your brother.
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Wednesday, March 3rd

Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote | Reuters
Empty suits: Obama again uses lab coats and doctors as props for ObamaCare.
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Fake but Accurate: New Global Warming™ hockey stick unveiled. -
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Ya gotta know when to Foley 'em: Dem congressman allegedly fondled male staffer.
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You don't know where that cigar has been! Dave Letterman compared to Clinton by ex-producer.
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More proof that businesses do not pay taxes, their customers do: SF restaurants passing on healthcare tax.
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Obama endorses nuclear option. There are 4 types of lies: Lies, damn lies, statistics and statements by Obama.
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Rangel refuses to surrender power; will take a leave of absence. Caribbean boondoggle anyone?
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Tuesday, March 2nd

Lunch Lady Land lyrics - Adam Sandler
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Lunch Lady Land: Michelle Obama claims school lunch program is vital to national security. Eat your sloppy joe, hoo ah?
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Blashphemy! South Dakota legislature to require balance on Global Warming™ in schools; blames zodiac.
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Unlike UPS and FedEx, Post office may end Saturday delivery; but ObamaCare is still a good idea.  Schedule your bypass now, kid.
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When they speak of Global Warming™ and healthcare costs, remind the media of the swine flu epidemic that wasn't.
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Smart Power: Never, in the course of human events, have so few caused so much animus towards so many.
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Heckuva job, Brownie: Acting US Attorney allegedly targeted Walpin for personal/political gain.
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Love at first site: MSM drooling over Coffee Party. I the Tea Party will be better armed, and won't smell like hippie body odor in a latte.
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Monday, March 1st

Meet Charlie Rangel: Rule flouter extraordinaire.
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Today we celebrate the expulsion of a crooked, unethical Congressional hack from Harlem. Rangel replaced him 40 years ago.
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Heckuva job, Brownie: Acting US Attorney allegedly targeted Walpin for personal/political gain.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010
By Dan

Heckuva job, Brownie: Acting US Attorney allegedly targeted Walpin for personal/political gain.

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