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Friday, May 6th

Biden learns lesson, goes humble.  J/k; predicts 250-500K new jobs per month.
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Thursday, May 5th

The Dogs of War. Awesome slideshow.
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Most liberal city in America and nearly half cannot read. How's that ideology working out for ya?
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Bush declines invite to WTC; Obama refuses to admit Bush loosened the jar before he opened it.
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Panetta prepares SEAL Team 6 for their trip under the Obama bus (last sentence of article).
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The Great Allergen Conspiracy.
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Pakistan whines that Osama camp was unarmed.  Oh yeah? So was the World Trade Center.
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Remember how you bought that hybrid car to save on taxes? Sucker.
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Wednesday, May 4th

Dumbest. Vice. President. Ever. The man makes more gaffes than the entire library of Burt Reynolds films.
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Get your popcorn ready, most anticipated movie of the year may be released.
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Miss me yet? In their teens, kids speak about My Pet Goat and a President that tried to keep them calm on 9/11.
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Pelosi was against capturing Bin Laden before she was for it.
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Meet the SEALs who can really bark. I love dogs even more today.
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Tuesday, May 3rd

Googleverse has some fun with Osama Bin Laden's Hideout Compound (note the photo Arrested Development fans).
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Rashard Mendenhall proves you don't have to be a genius to play in the NFL.
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16 hours.
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Monday, May 2nd

In his last moments, the coward hid behind a woman.
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Friday, April 29th

Ron Paul debates fake Obama on FBN. Sure he was fake, but the teleprompter was real.  RON PAUL.
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Ben Bernanke visits Tampa.
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Tide turns: Tornado experts to Al Gore: STFU.
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Ladies and gentleman, the next f***ing President of the United f***ng States. Stay classy, Trump.
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Jimmy Carter once again proves Ayn Rand wasn't crazy--some people really are dangerously stupid.
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Thursday, April 28th

Exxon made $0.02 per gallon in profit. Filthy greedy bastards.  Gov't only takes 20x that. Wait, what?
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Obama on anti-Assad protests: Why. So. Syrious? Also, what's that ringing noise at 3 am every night?
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Now Frasier's brother is taking on Donald Trump. I'm so confused.  I really should turn off mute for these videos.
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Rand Paul demands to see Trump's GOP Registration.  Oh snap! RAND PAUL.
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British Police arrest a man for playing Kung Fu Fighting on keytar.  Not for the patent evil he represents, but because it was offensive to Chinese people.
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Burn, baby, burn. Firefighters Union abandons federal elections; will bribe state and local hacks instead.
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Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.

Friday, September 24, 2010
By Dan

Conservatives make less money, but give more to charities.

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