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Broken News

Thursday, May 26th

TSA Messes with Texas; Let My People Grope.
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Wednesday, May 25th

NJ Supreme Court doubles down on stupid; mandates State throw more money at failing educational system.
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Captain Transparency using the system to reward friends, punish opponents.
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Tuesday, May 24th

"He was killed based on his actions in that room, not what he did to us on 9/11."
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Rudy Giuliani may run for--sorry this is my wife calling, let me get this.
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Obama/Cameron the new Reagan/Thatcher? They bombed Libya, but after that there is no comparison.
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Even Obama is wishing it was 2008, so we could avoid all the mistakes we made that year.
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Revenge of the Nerds: Hard science majors out-earn liberal arts throughout their lifetime.
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Obama supporter: Don't hold Obama accountable for his policy on Israel
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Monday, May 23rd

Little Blue Dress 2; Politicians 0.
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British police select apropos code name for Obama. I guess "iPod" was taken.
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Carter gives himself a solid A++ as former president. When compared to his time as president, I'd agree.
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Friday, May 20th

Cowboy President: Obama set to ignore War Powers Act. So much for a nation of laws.
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Recent college grads realize that Yes We Can was about living with mom and dad.
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Wednesday, May 18th

Whine House cuts off access to paper that printed Romney OpEd.
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Monday, May 16th

Geithner: That's a nice public pension. Be a pity if anyding should happen to it.
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Indiana Supreme Court defiles 4th Amendment, invites burglars to dress as cops. Well done.
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Obama officially more miserable than Carter.
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Boehner: Govt is not the solution to the housing problem. (Psst: It's the cause of it).
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Friday, May 13th

2 Martyrs, 1 Cup.  Extensive pron found at bin Laden compound.
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Bush to O: Good Call.  And why liberals will never eat souffle again.
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Obamotto: Respect. Empower. Include. (But not GOP, taxpayers, right to decide what to eat, etc.) Win.
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Wednesday, May 11th

WH on rapper: at least he makes the cop killings run on time.
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Recall that mess Obama said he was mopping it up, blamed on the GOP? He just kicked the bucket over.
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Richard Cohen bemoans the lack of GOP compromise. On abolishing slavery.  Maybe FDR should have compromised with Hitler.
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AP: Obama approval at 60%* (*if you believe Dems outnumber GOP 2:1)
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Irish Government finds pot of gold: private employer pensions.
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Monday, May 9th

Barack Obama Hates White People.
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Boehner: Govt is not the solution to the housing problem. (Psst: It’s the cause of it).

Monday, May 16, 2011
By Dan

Boehner: Govt is not the solution to the housing problem. (Psst: It’s the cause of it).

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