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Saturday, August 22nd

Punt hits screen at new $1.2B Cowboys stadium – Jerry Jones blames punter.
Punt hits screen at new $1.2B Cowboys stadium - Jerry Jones blames punter.
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Friday, August 21st

California unemployment approaches 12%.
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White House: Obama's critics and sycophants both get a tingle down their leg.  Wee weed up explained.
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"I won't sign any bill that will add to the deficit." Except the ones that added $9 trillion.
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Afghan vote a success despite "low" turnout- 15% less than US (no threat of death--except by Black Panthers)
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Alzheimers is not a health condition! This good news brought to you by the British National Health Service.
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Oregon supreme court rules lying is part of being a car salesman. Relatedly, Cash for Clunkers is completely legal.
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Krauthammer on dying with dignity and the pointlessness of living wills.
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Sarah Palin, the Brett Favre of politics, may be moving to Rhode Island - - . Also, she has rotator cuff injury from moose hunt.
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Less than half of America believes Obama will make the right decision for their future.
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Disgrace: Government approves $24M in questionable bonuses. To VA administrators.  While veterans are awaiting disability payments.
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John Fund: Holder still stonewalling on his preemptive pardon of Black Panthers.
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Althouse: How Obama uses language to invoke religion in government.
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When Obama's lost Air America, he's lost all of Birkenstockistan. (Comparison to Cheyney!)
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More race cards to play: Obama compares healthcare to civil rights movement.
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As impartial as Obama’s momma. NBC Online store offers “Yes We Did” merchanise. What do you mean, “we?”
As impartial as Obama's momma. NBC store offers "Yes We Did" merchanise.  What do you mean, "we?" - -
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El muchacho con ego mas grandé es Chad Ochocinco.
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Stephanopoulos: Voters think Obama is in over his head; suggests 2 week vacation.
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Thursday, August 20th

Photographer putting subway poles and under-worked strippers to use.  Wonder if he has a stimulus grant from NEA?.
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Zogby: Obama's approval rating at 45%.
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Integrity means never having to confirm a deal only weeks after it was made.
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Barney Rubble town hall devolves into patronizing shouting match. Dissent not welcome.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009
By Dan

Barney Rubble town hall devolves into patronizing shouting match.  Dissent not welcome. (video)

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