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Friday, August 21st

Stephanopoulos: Voters think Obama is in over his head; suggests 2 week vacation.
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Thursday, August 20th

Photographer putting subway poles and under-worked strippers to use.  Wonder if he has a stimulus grant from NEA?.
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Zogby: Obama's approval rating at 45%.
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Integrity means never having to confirm a deal only weeks after it was made.
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Hope & Change meets NIMBY. MI residents push back against the obvious side effect of closing Gitmo.
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Tom Ridge claims aides pressured him to raise the alert level before the 2004 election.
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Poetic Justice: Guess who changed the MA rules for replacing senators in 2004 to protect a Donkey seat?  If you didn't say Kennedy, you're not paying attention.
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Obama to critics: What are you people, on DOPE?!?
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Cash for Clunkers ends Monday. Gov't planners off by a factor of 9.  Extrapoltate that out, that means that Obamacare will cost $18 trillion over 10 years or go bankrupt after 3.
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Smoke and Blame: Rudderless Obama blames powerless Republicans for flailing healthcare initiative.
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Artful Dodgers: "Putpockets" marketing campaign puts pickpockets to work.
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Why Palin is right to fear death panels.  How the VA tells vets how to die.
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Obamateur hour at the CIA. Why putting a career politician in charge of CIA is a bad idea.
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Greenpeace: Of course we lie, but the truth isn't emotional enough. (video)
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IOUs for Clunkers. NM dealers bail on program as gov't welches.  Owed $3.6M, paid $14,000.
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Farfegnumbnuts! VW transmission recall.
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Special treatment: Kennedy seeks changes to MA law to ensure 60 vote majority.
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Rude, thoughtless, little pig asks football fans to forgive dog killer and fellow millionaire.
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Washington Liberals "Laughing" at Robert Novak's Death.
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Vick got 23-months for dogfighting (he served 18). Plax gets 24 for carrying a gun.  No dogs were harmed.
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Do not adjust your set: Post Office as efficiency experts. Even Obama must be laughing.
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Bill chasing two women in the Caribbean, damage expected.

Sunday, August 16, 2009
By Dan

Bill chasing two women in the Caribbean, damage expected.

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