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Friday, December 18th

Rock the Vote become Obama Youth Propaganda and Sex Ministry (video). Heil Obama!
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When murder does not count. 20 year old smothers infant and is scott free.
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Thug Life, White House edition: Obama openly threatening members of his own party.
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More Global Warmonger Fraud uncovered. The case of the tape that was hanged too high.
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As Obama continues to talk, Iran makes an act of war against Iraq and US-protected interests.
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"It is true, Achmed, Predator cameras add another 20 lbs!" US allows terrorists to hack into live Predator feed.
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God of Irony dumps snow on Global Warmongers in Copenhagen. May have first White Christmas in 14 years, only 8th in last 100 years.
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Thursday, December 17th

Obama and Clinton to waste $100B of money they do not have to solve a problem that does not exist.
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Wednesday, December 16th

Unintended Consequences: Energy-efficient traffic lights can't melt snow.
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Tuesday, December 15th

Gremlins take over NYTimes, entire front page mildly critical of Obama.
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FCC official denies secret plot to destroy Limbaugh and Beck is funded by Soros; it's funded by taxpayers like you.
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Al Gore caught fibbing.  Again.
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Monday, December 14th

22 million missing Bush White House e-mails found. Billions of taxpayer money lost to Nigerian email scam involving Barney.
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Gore: Polar ice may vanish in 5-7 years. Which, if you go by his Climategate email timeline, means January 2010.
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Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll - 44 at 44%
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Friday, December 11th

UN contributor refuses to answer questions on Climategate and summons security to silence journalist (video).
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Thursday, December 10th

44% would take Bush back over Obama as President.
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Who said: "Some of Obama's policies have been a disaster"--Rush Limbaugh, John McCain or the Dalai Lama?  Hello Dalai!
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Americans more likely to trust a GM salesman, than the idiots who bought the company (Congress).
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Congressional Black Caucus grows impatient with Obama, as mortgages remain unpaid and Obamamoney does not flow freely.
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Sotomayor Day in New Haven Connecticut.
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Wednesday, December 9th

Eugene Robinson: Tiger Woods should have cheated with more minority women.
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Obama goes to Norway to collect a peace prize and causes fight.
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Al Gore cannot read time or temperature: Claims month old Climategate emails are 10 years old.
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Tuesday, December 8th

All Tiger Woods ads pulled from prime time. New strategy will be to go for snack products and rebrand him "Cheetah Woods."
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Obama at 47%: Lowest of any President at this stage.
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On a cost basis, Obama stimulus jobs come in just $3,564 under the  $250,000 cap his Czar wants to impose.
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Whine House complains to Conyers: "stop demeaning me."
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CNN rushes to defend Obama from SNL skit. Yet no efforts were made for Palin, or Bush, or McCain, or Reagan…

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan

CNN rushes to defend Obama from SNL skit. Yet no efforts were made for Palin, or Bush, or McCain, or Cheney, or Bush, or Dole or Quayle or Reagan…

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