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Saturday, December 26th

Krauthammer - 2009: The year of living fecklessly.
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Inconvenient Truth: 63% of continental US had a White Christmas.
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Dallas sees first White Christmas since Calvin Coolidge administration. Still believe the Earth is warming?
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Thursday, December 24th

How can you eat yer puddin if you don sign yer waiver?
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President Palpatine declares 230 years of Senate rules inconvenient to his grand plans for Obamerica.
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In Hoc Anno Domini - Vermont Royster.
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Democrats vote on Christmas Eve to destroy the American medical system, the economy and your grandchildren's savings.
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Wednesday, December 23rd

NYTimes: You know who is a waste of money? Old people, with their breathing, in and out. Kill em all! (With bonus reference to Reagan Medical Center).
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CBO estimates that healthcare bill, as written, will create Unicorn epidemic (video).
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HP steals Veridian Dynamics racist light sensor technology.
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Even though liberals hate Christmas, they launch Global Warming Christmas Crapoganda video aimed at children.
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Captain Indispensable: Job growth should resume by the time you forget I said job growth will resume.
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Copenhagen Accord: Pure Obama--Full of sound and fury and resulting in nothing.
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The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people!
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Reid: Reversing death panels requires a 2/3 super majority.  Oh, and Sarah Palin is a liar.
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Tuesday, December 22nd

DOT imposes $27K fine per person for tarmac delays of more than 3 hours. So your time belongs to the government now.
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LA happiest State in the Union.  Good, now enough about a hurricane that happened 4 years ago.
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Now the Liberal guilt merchants and Global Warmongers come after your dog. Their fraud and greed know no bounds.
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Saturday, December 19th

Record snow falls in DC, as politicians and scientists lie, cheat and steal power over the economy through Global Warming.
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Friday, December 18th

Rock the Vote become Obama Youth Propaganda and Sex Ministry (video). Heil Obama!
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When murder does not count. 20 year old smothers infant and is scott free.
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Thug Life, White House edition: Obama openly threatening members of his own party.
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More Global Warmonger Fraud uncovered. The case of the tape that was hanged too high.
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As Obama continues to talk, Iran makes an act of war against Iraq and US-protected interests.
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"It is true, Achmed, Predator cameras add another 20 lbs!" US allows terrorists to hack into live Predator feed.
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God of Irony dumps snow on Global Warmongers in Copenhagen. May have first White Christmas in 14 years, only 8th in last 100 years.
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Thursday, December 17th

Obama and Clinton to waste $100B of money they do not have to solve a problem that does not exist.
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Wednesday, December 16th

Unintended Consequences: Energy-efficient traffic lights can't melt snow.
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During 2.5 hour gab fest, Obama whined about FNC. They also braided each others hair and ate rocky road.

Friday, October 23, 2009
By Dan

During 2.5 hour gab fest with liberal reporters, Obama personally whined about Fox News. They also braided each others hair and ate rocky road ice cream.

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