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Wednesday, December 9th

Al Gore cannot read time or temperature: Claims month old Climategate emails are 10 years old.
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Tuesday, December 8th

All Tiger Woods ads pulled from prime time. New strategy will be to go for snack products and rebrand him "Cheetah Woods."
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Obama at 47%: Lowest of any President at this stage.
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On a cost basis, Obama stimulus jobs come in just $3,564 under the  $250,000 cap his Czar wants to impose.
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Whine House complains to Conyers: "stop demeaning me."
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June crash of only federally-controlled subway kills 9--solution? Federalize the subways nationally.
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Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not.
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Supreme Court to rewrite Miranda warning to include apology for any inconvenience law enforcement may have caused.
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Andy Keaton not dealing well with his mother coming out as a lesbian.
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Revealed: Global Warmongers plan to keep the carbon chains on the developing world.
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Obama is at 47%, Palin is at 46% approval.  Having second thoughts? Youbetcha!
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Tingly former speechwriter whines that Sarah Palin does not writer her own speeches.  Stay classy, Chris Matthews.
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Monday, December 7th

Tiger Woods allegedly met women online through an alias: Wellen Dowd
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NPR to Mara Liasson: You cannot go on Fox because it is too biased.  Also, the kettle is black.
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Hope·ocrisy: Climate summit will release more greenhouse gases than Barney Frank after a baked beans cook-off.
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Captain Naive did not think McChrystal would take his order to defeat the Taliban literally.
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Obama apologizes to Japan for US leaving its ships in the way of Japanese target practice, 68 years ago.
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Friday, December 4th

Krauthammer - Obama's uncertain trumpet: how not to lead troops into battle.
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AP view from in the tank: 10% unemployment "sparks optimism."
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Earliest snow ever in Houston.  Global Warming™ is a hoax.
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Thursday, December 3rd

Democrats hate old people. Senate rejects McCain amendment to stop Medicare cuts.
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After creating a hostile environment for businesses, Obama blames them for not hiring new employees.
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Obama science adviser maintains, in spite of Climategate, Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
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Due to ratings decline, show will now be named "Anderson Cooper 220."
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NYTimes flat out lies about healthcare "victim" being denied treatment.
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GE sells NBC to Comcast.  Does this mean no more green week propaganda?
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Wednesday, December 2nd

Boxer: real crime was hacker who exposed Global Warming™ fraud. Boxer was oddly silent when Palin email was hacked.
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Obama administration: Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
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Pfizer: Thanks for kicking out those citizens for us, but we changed our minds–we wont be needing this land.

Monday, November 9, 2009
By Dan

Pfizer: Thanks for kicking out those private citizens for us, but we changed our minds–we won’t be needing this land.

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