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Wednesday, December 9th

Al Gore cannot read time or temperature: Claims month old Climategate emails are 10 years old.
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Tuesday, December 8th

All Tiger Woods ads pulled from prime time. New strategy will be to go for snack products and rebrand him "Cheetah Woods."
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Obama at 47%: Lowest of any President at this stage.
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On a cost basis, Obama stimulus jobs come in just $3,564 under the  $250,000 cap his Czar wants to impose.
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Whine House complains to Conyers: "stop demeaning me."
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June crash of only federally-controlled subway kills 9--solution? Federalize the subways nationally.
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Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not.
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Supreme Court to rewrite Miranda warning to include apology for any inconvenience law enforcement may have caused.
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Andy Keaton not dealing well with his mother coming out as a lesbian.
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Revealed: Global Warmongers plan to keep the carbon chains on the developing world.
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Obama is at 47%, Palin is at 46% approval.  Having second thoughts? Youbetcha!
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Tingly former speechwriter whines that Sarah Palin does not writer her own speeches.  Stay classy, Chris Matthews.
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Monday, December 7th

Tiger Woods allegedly met women online through an alias: Wellen Dowd
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NPR to Mara Liasson: You cannot go on Fox because it is too biased.  Also, the kettle is black.
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Hope·ocrisy: Climate summit will release more greenhouse gases than Barney Frank after a baked beans cook-off.
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Captain Naive did not think McChrystal would take his order to defeat the Taliban literally.
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Obama apologizes to Japan for US leaving its ships in the way of Japanese target practice, 68 years ago.
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Friday, December 4th

Krauthammer - Obama's uncertain trumpet: how not to lead troops into battle.
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AP view from in the tank: 10% unemployment "sparks optimism."
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Earliest snow ever in Houston.  Global Warming™ is a hoax.
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Thursday, December 3rd

Democrats hate old people. Senate rejects McCain amendment to stop Medicare cuts.
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After creating a hostile environment for businesses, Obama blames them for not hiring new employees.
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Obama science adviser maintains, in spite of Climategate, Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
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Due to ratings decline, show will now be named "Anderson Cooper 220."
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NYTimes flat out lies about healthcare "victim" being denied treatment.
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GE sells NBC to Comcast.  Does this mean no more green week propaganda?
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Wednesday, December 2nd

Boxer: real crime was hacker who exposed Global Warming™ fraud. Boxer was oddly silent when Palin email was hacked.
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Obama administration: Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
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The bigger man wins. NJ elects Christie. Gubernatorial jobs created or saved by Obama still zero.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009
By Dan

The bigger man wins. NJ elects Chris Christie. Number of Gubernatorial jobs created or saved by Obama officially zero.

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One Response to “The bigger man wins. NJ elects Christie. Gubernatorial jobs created or saved by Obama still zero.”

  1. Rick
    November 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    That’s right New Jersey – get ready to kiss his big fat ass hello! :-) ) Corzine joins a long line of unemployed and soon to be unemployed Dems and Libtards.

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