. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News Al Gore cannot read time or temperature: Claims month old Climategate emails are 10 years old. All Tiger Woods ads pulled from prime time. New strategy will be to go for snack products and rebrand him "Cheetah Woods." Obama at 47%: Lowest of any President at this stage. On a cost basis, Obama stimulus jobs come in just $3,564 under the $250,000 cap his Czar wants to impose. Whine House complains to Conyers: "stop demeaning me." June crash of only federally-controlled subway kills 9--solution? Federalize the subways nationally. Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not. Supreme Court to rewrite Miranda warning to include apology for any inconvenience law enforcement may have caused. Andy Keaton not dealing well with his mother coming out as a lesbian. Revealed: Global Warmongers plan to keep the carbon chains on the developing world. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "He who stands for nothing will fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

Broken News

Wednesday, December 9th

Al Gore cannot read time or temperature: Claims month old Climategate emails are 10 years old.
Comment

Tuesday, December 8th

All Tiger Woods ads pulled from prime time. New strategy will be to go for snack products and rebrand him "Cheetah Woods."
Comment


Obama at 47%: Lowest of any President at this stage.
Comment


On a cost basis, Obama stimulus jobs come in just $3,564 under the  $250,000 cap his Czar wants to impose.
Comment


Whine House complains to Conyers: "stop demeaning me."
Comment


June crash of only federally-controlled subway kills 9--solution? Federalize the subways nationally.
Comment


Obama: winning the war on terror in Afghanistan has a price tag, doling out free money at home does not.
Comment


Supreme Court to rewrite Miranda warning to include apology for any inconvenience law enforcement may have caused.
Comment


Andy Keaton not dealing well with his mother coming out as a lesbian.
Comment


Revealed: Global Warmongers plan to keep the carbon chains on the developing world.
Comment


Obama is at 47%, Palin is at 46% approval.  Having second thoughts? Youbetcha!
Comment


Tingly former speechwriter whines that Sarah Palin does not writer her own speeches.  Stay classy, Chris Matthews.
Comment

Monday, December 7th

Tiger Woods allegedly met women online through an alias: Wellen Dowd
Comment


NPR to Mara Liasson: You cannot go on Fox because it is too biased.  Also, the kettle is black.
Comment


Hope·ocrisy: Climate summit will release more greenhouse gases than Barney Frank after a baked beans cook-off.
Comment


Captain Naive did not think McChrystal would take his order to defeat the Taliban literally.
Comment


Obama apologizes to Japan for US leaving its ships in the way of Japanese target practice, 68 years ago.
Comment

Friday, December 4th

Krauthammer - Obama's uncertain trumpet: how not to lead troops into battle.
Comment


AP view from in the tank: 10% unemployment "sparks optimism."
Comment


Earliest snow ever in Houston.  Global Warming™ is a hoax.
Comment

Thursday, December 3rd

Democrats hate old people. Senate rejects McCain amendment to stop Medicare cuts.
Comment


After creating a hostile environment for businesses, Obama blames them for not hiring new employees.
Comment


Obama science adviser maintains, in spite of Climategate, Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
Comment


Due to ratings decline, show will now be named "Anderson Cooper 220."
Comment


NYTimes flat out lies about healthcare "victim" being denied treatment.
Comment


GE sells NBC to Comcast.  Does this mean no more green week propaganda?
Comment

Wednesday, December 2nd

Boxer: real crime was hacker who exposed Global Warming™ fraud. Boxer was oddly silent when Palin email was hacked.
Comment


Obama administration: Global Warming™ is fake but accurate.
Comment

William “Cold Hard Cash” Jefferson (D-Joliet) gets 13 years in the freezer.

Friday, November 13, 2009
By Dan

William “Cold Hard Cash” Jefferson (D-Joliet) gets 13 years in the freezer.

Tags: , , , ,

This entry was posted on Friday, November 13th, 2009 at 7:42 pm and is filed under Broken News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Daily Danet Tags