. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "I believe not in magic, nor sorcery! Lop it's head from it's shoulders. If it's still standing, walk around behind it, and see what's propping it up." - Conan the Barbarian Click Here for More Broken News Bad news for chubby miners in Chile. Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option. Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him. Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists"). Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent. Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party. Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff? Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash. Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it. Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Wednesday, August 25th

Bad news for chubby miners in Chile.
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Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option.
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Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him.
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Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists").
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Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent.
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Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party.
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Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff?
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Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash.
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Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it.
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Tuesday, August 24th

Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap.
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Modern Whigs focus on angry moderates; words that rhyme with orange and obliterating hyperbole.
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"I should not be here!" James Cameron backs down from climate debate after trying to control media.
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Monday, August 23rd

Adolf Hitler, please call your office.
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Boston Globe: You know who is a whiny, complaining stick in the mud? It starts with an O and ends in a bama.
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Irony Alert: WikiLeaks refuses to disclose its financial backers.
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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Just UnDo It.  She gets his chipping game, while he holds on to his putz.
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Next week on 20-10: Jason Bauer forges filings for a fake Tea Party candidate. Chloe! We are out of time!
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What is the sign of a fully developed, functioning democracy?  P0rn, that's what!
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Hey, you know who isn't all he's cracked up to be? This Obama guy.
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LA spends $890 per square foot to open a public school; named after NY Senator who died there.
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How much did the Iraq war cost us in deficit spending? Less than the stimulus.
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Shallow Hal Wants to Bail! Gird your financial loins, says noted pessimist, Tony Robbins.
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How to tell you're winning a political argument: The liberal calls you a racist.
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Irony and Tyranny Double Team: Freedom of Speech no longer free in the Birthplace of Liberty.
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2 people sign up for Obamacare in NJ: Snooki and the Situation.
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Friday, August 20th

Obamortgage assistance program batting .323.  Good for baseball, bad for taxpayer-funded programs.
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Live Free or Fly off the bridge.  NH spend $150K in stimulus for a bridge to nowhere.
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Alan Grayson hits the bottom of the Stupid Hole and begins to dig. Claims Bush let 9/11 happen.
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Maddow: AZ passed immigration law to benefit private prisons. Reality: Jan Brewer vetoed privatization. Derp.

Thursday, August 19, 2010
By Dan

Maddow: AZ passed immigration law to benefit private prisons. Reality: Jan Brewer vetoed privatization.  Maddow: WHARRBLGRBL!!

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