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Tuesday, August 31st

Just in case you forgot, Professor Obama thought the surge would backfire.
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Despite record majorities for his party in Congress, Obama whines about Republicans obstructing his socialist agenda.
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7 out of top 10 wealthiest in Congress are Democrats. Someone's faulty premise is showing.
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Lily white media calling the Tea Party pot white.
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Newsweek questions Obama's legitimacy. By accident.
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CBO: Iraq war cost less than stimulus.  Plus, it saved or created 31 million free Iraqis.
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Obama to Call Bush Before Iraq Speech; will lecture Bush on how his policies nearly cost us victory.
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Obama policies a certainly a change: Release terrorists and provide 'Reeducation' for citizens.
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Majority of our military are racist; anxious; cling to guns, religion and antipathy to those not like them.
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Monday, August 30th

Mormon bishop fatally shot in California. Why is the media not blaming gay rights activists?
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Sacred: pertaining to or connected with religion. Moron: See Bill Press.
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Obama: I can't spend all my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead. Where would I put the Bush Did It sign?
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Obama: Hey, you're never gonna believe who is really responsible for my mess.
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Matthews and Maddow call a blogger racist for his DC travel advice. Bonus: Blogger is a Dem donor. D'oh!
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Letting the Bed Bugs Bite: EPA's senseless ban of DDT now literally a pain in the ass.
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Obama: Who's got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!
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Obama responds to questions on his faith with whine about birth certificate. Guess we know why he never released it.
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Obama to apologize to Iraq for invading; toppling dictatorship and imposing Democracy on those who would rather have oppression.
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Beck rally degenerates into riot as screams of "Play Loser!" go unheaded.
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More flip flops than Disney World: Charlie Crist was in favor of Charlie Crist before he was against him.
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Google Maps not smarter than a 5th Grader: Who freed the slaves? FDR or Lincoln?
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NYTimes: Golly gee willikers, being President is Hard Work.
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Friday, August 27th

In the Back of the Booty segment tonight: Bill O'Reilly's former job as a porn critic in Boston.
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This is the captain speaking, BRACE FOR IMPACT! J/k Lol!
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David "John" Vitter (R-eally?!?)  pressuring media to shut up about his criminal former aide.
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Robert Reich: Hey let's raise taxes on the rich and cut taxes on the middle class, so 20% pay 99% of taxes.
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America's Team: Spending like drunken sailors on useless trinkets with no result. How 'bout dem Cowboys?
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Man bites dog. NY Giants security to 78 year old Dan Rooney: Get off of our lawn!
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Obama: Who’s got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!

Monday, August 30, 2010
By Dan

Obama: Who’s got two thumbs and single handedly saved Iraq? THIS guy!

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