. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News AFLAC: If you're hurt or miss work due to tsunami, our spokesperson will mock you. NH Legislator: "Live Free or Die. First part is now optional." GOP should learn to be more civil, like the WI Dems who hurl death threats. Obama is against bullies* (* policy not valid in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya or the broader Middle East. Policies and participation may vary.) Whine House: WI GOP should learn to come together with Dems. Who are hiding in Illinois. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Monday, March 14th

AFLAC: If you're hurt or miss work due to tsunami, our spokesperson will mock you.
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Friday, March 11th

NH Legislator: "Live Free or Die. First part is now optional."
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GOP should learn to be more civil, like the WI Dems who hurl death threats.
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Obama is against bullies*  (* policy not valid in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya or the broader Middle East. Policies and participation may vary.)
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Whine House: WI GOP should learn to come together with Dems. Who are hiding in Illinois.
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Obama idiocy jumps the shark: would rather be president of China.
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Thursday, March 10th

Team Obama: Less world’s policeman, more Kitty Genovese neighbor.
Team Obama: Less world's policeman, more Kitty Genovese neighbor.
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Pimco dumps government securities. Translation: smart people won't loan government money.
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Wednesday, March 9th

Julianne Moore to portray Sarah Palin. Whither Erica Durance?
Julianne Moore to portray Sarah Palin. Whither Erica Durance?
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Negative Public Relations: NPR CEO Resigns
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Tuesday, March 8th

Serious question: who is more bat sh!t crazy: Gaddafi or Sheen? Too close to call.
Serious question: who is more bat sh!t crazy: Gaddafi or Sheen? Too close to call.
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Origination Fee? GM more than doubles lobbying efforts in a year.
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Jesse Jackson Jr. has some tiger blood in his veins; bizarrely tries to link jobs to First Amendment.
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In the United States, $1 out of every $3 earned isn't.
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Tea Party comes to England, attempts to arrest judge over tax dispute.
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Obama on Gitmo: Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.
Obama on Gitmo: Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
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It came from West Virginia: Manchin says Obama 'failed to lead' on budget.
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NPR exec admits bias against scientific dissent. Global Warming™ is the only viewpoint.
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NPR: No Principles, Really. Execs caught on tape bashing Tea Party, agreeing with Muslim Brotherhood.
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Monday, March 7th

Tiger blood spilled: Charlie Sheen fired by Warner Bros.
Tiger blood spilled: Charlie Sheen fired by Warner Bros.
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Huckabee disagrees with Huckabee (again). This time on Natalie Portman a “distorted image” of single motherhood; Update: “I did not slam or attack Natalie Portman.
Huckabee disagrees with Huckabee (again).  This time on Natalie Portman and motherhood.
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Obama government posts biggest deficit ever - in the shortest month.
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PSA: Michelle Malkin’s cousin has gone missing.
PSA: Michelle Malkin's cousin has gone missing.
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Obama, still stumbling in the dark, asks Saudis to arm Libyan rebels.
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Friday, March 4th

CT town ordered to pay for union worker coffee.
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FT: Under Obama, the world’s policeman turning in its badge and moving to Boca.
FT: Under Obama, the world's policeman turning in its badge and moving to Boca, will do a little mall work on the side.
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Friday, February 18th

- Secretary Napolitano: "Braaaaaaainss" (or "Yaargh-Fire BAD!").
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Monday, January 10th

AZ Sheriff: Tea Party vitriol caused liberal pothead to attack Dem Congresswoman. I wonder why crime is so high in AZ.
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Obama is against bullies*. (* policy not valid in the Middle East. Policies and participation may vary.)

Friday, March 11, 2011
By Dan

Obama is against bullies*  (* policy not valid in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya or the broader Middle East. Policies and participation may vary.)

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