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Monday, May 2nd

In his last moments, the coward hid behind a woman.
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Friday, April 29th

Ron Paul debates fake Obama on FBN. Sure he was fake, but the teleprompter was real.  RON PAUL.
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Ben Bernanke visits Tampa.
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Tide turns: Tornado experts to Al Gore: STFU.
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Ladies and gentleman, the next f***ing President of the United f***ng States. Stay classy, Trump.
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Jimmy Carter once again proves Ayn Rand wasn't crazy--some people really are dangerously stupid.
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Thursday, April 28th

Exxon made $0.02 per gallon in profit. Filthy greedy bastards.  Gov't only takes 20x that. Wait, what?
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Obama on anti-Assad protests: Why. So. Syrious? Also, what's that ringing noise at 3 am every night?
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Now Frasier's brother is taking on Donald Trump. I'm so confused.  I really should turn off mute for these videos.
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Rand Paul demands to see Trump's GOP Registration.  Oh snap! RAND PAUL.
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British Police arrest a man for playing Kung Fu Fighting on keytar.  Not for the patent evil he represents, but because it was offensive to Chinese people.
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Burn, baby, burn. Firefighters Union abandons federal elections; will bribe state and local hacks instead.
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Lunatic Birther argues with Frasier's brother on bottom dwelling network. Yawn.
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Superman now subject to the Global Test. Can't. Stop. Vomiting.
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Wednesday, April 27th

PBS Host predicts most racist election ever. Agreed; no way to keep Obama on the issues when he can demagogue on race.
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Syria appointed to UN Human Rights Council; cockroaches on endangered species list.
Fiction retires; calls truth strange beyond repair.  Assad's Syria appointed to UN Human Rights Council; cockroaches on endangered species list.
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Obama demands Trump’s hair stylist records. If it’s not a toupee, who do you pay?
Obama demands Trump's hair stylist records. If it's not a toupee, who do you pay?
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Monday, April 25th

Browser beware: password protect your WiFi or stock up on door hinges and criminal defense lawyers.
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Trump/Obama should debate by proxy: Charles Manson against Obama, Charlie Sheen against Trump. Taxes on ticket sales would solve debt problem.
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Obama, always vigilant against claims he is a secret Muslim, snubs Good Friday and Easter.
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500-year-old book found in Utah. No mention of Obama's birth, but Pelosi features prominently.
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In an attempt to relive confusion from 2008, US Army to begin patrolling in Georgia. The one that borders Florida, not Turkey.
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Bait & Switch Taxation: Give tax breaks for electric cars! [Gas tax revenue drops] Tax these damn electric cars!
Bait & Switch Taxation: Give tax breaks for electric cars! [Gas tax revenue drops] Tax these damn electric cars!
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Wednesday, April 20th

Obama to waste over $11B to hurry out of the auto business.  That's nearly 4 cash for clunker programs.
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Truth in Advertising: Obama on the issues is truly a blank slate.
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Tuesday, April 19th

Brave legislators act to protect children from tag and kickball. But who will protect them against the nanny state?
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Monday, April 18th

Al Gore in good company tilting at his Global Warming™ Windmill.
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Hope·ocrisy: Conservative students take liberals at their word; petition to redistribute wealth of GPA points.
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Man arrested for playing Kung Fu Fighting on keytar. Not b/c it’s evil, but b/c it offended Chinese.

Thursday, April 28, 2011
By Dan

British Police arrest a man for playing Kung Fu Fighting on keytar.  Not for the patent evil he represents, but because it was offensive to Chinese people.

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