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Thursday, August 27th

New interrogation rules prohibit lying.  So Obama's speeches and press conferences are torture?
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Senator Kline (R-MN) tells business group "it's time to press the rest button" on healthcare.  Obama offers "overcharge" button.
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And so it begins.  First Rule of Animalism: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
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Fickle. Obama tells Israel that the settlements might be okay after all.
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Someone slipped Dean veritas serum: Tort reform isn't in ObamaCare because Dems are afraid of trial lawyers.
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Still sinking: Obama Gallup job approval at 50%.
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Wow: NH court orders girl out of homeschooling because she is too religious.
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Karl Rove on CIA slow rolling and Obama's and Holder's cowardly conduct.
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A computer with Windows is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.  18 features of Windoze 7.
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The healthcare ad ABC and NBC won't run (video).
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"I can sum up the show for you with one word; Nothing"  There's a Seinfeld reunion, yada yada yada...
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Pelocchio asks for $100K to smear insurance companies, doctors, sick people and the elderly.
Pelocchio asks for $100K to smear insurance companies, doctors, sick people and the elderly.
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Let me zee you paperz: Jim Moran demands to see voter ID at town hall (but not at voting booth).
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Vick prepared for electrifying preseason debut tonight; drowns out criticism.
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Toyota backing away from joint plant with GM in CA.
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Kennedy’s death Compared to September 11th « Snark And Boobs.
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Nebulous ObamaCare bill would allow gov't to use IRS data to target healthcare coverage.
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No sleep and they smelled like smoke. CIA basically took detainees to freshman year at college.
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New website predicts your odds of dying. When ObamaCare passes, all bets are off.
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Stinks on a Plane: What to do when stuck on the tarmac in a plane.
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Bernanke closes discount window.  Fed chair victim of identity theft.
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Bush to Veto Iraq War Funding: Cites Constitutional Grounds

Tuesday, May 1, 2007
By Dan

President Bush today vetoed the controversial Iraq War funding measure, citing constitutional issues.  “This bill is unconstitutional, and therefore, I exercise my right to veto it,” the President said in a statement released to the press.

In response to questions later in the day, the President noted that it was not the attempted usurpation of his duties as Commander in Chief that led to the veto.  “Heck no, if they want to take credit for the outcome of the war, I’m happy to hand it over to them.”  Citing Article II of the Constitution, Mr. Bush noted that Congress may not legislate for the general welfare, the President noted that specific spending measures rendered the bill unconstitutional. 

“We cannot have these ornament sales in the gift shop, nor do we need $40 million for a tree assistance program,” the President noted, referring to two of many pork handouts needed to pass a war funding bill by a body that purports to support the troops.  “Congress, for years having thought that money grows on trees, now thinks that trees grow on money,” noted the President.

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