. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have." - Barry Goldwater Click Here for More Broken News Obama meets in person with SEIU union boss once a week, but has only met General McChrystal once, by video phone. Flabbergast: Daily Danet and NYTimes agree on something: Polanski should be arrested. A priest in LA has drugged, sodomized and raped a 13 year old. No, wait, that was Roman Polanski. Would Hollywood and the Media sign a petition to release Father Polanski? Stop laughing and read this. Sign you elected a jackass: The French President calls him "incredibly naive and grossly egotistical." (video) Obama using Chicago-thug tactics to silence critics. Who needs Hope™ when you've got a crowbar or a 2x4? Gore Vidal warns of US dictatorship, says Obama has f*cked up healthcare and wishes Hillary won. Dimwit from the party that supports death tax says GOP wants people to die. Congress giving itself a $4.7B raise. Including measely $500K for townhall notices. Meet Rukhsana Kausar, the farmer's daughter who taught a terrorist the meaning of home field advantage. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Wednesday, September 30th

Obama meets in person with SEIU union boss once a week, but has only met General McChrystal once, by video phone.
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Flabbergast: Daily Danet and NYTimes agree on something: Polanski should be arrested.
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A priest in LA has drugged, sodomized and raped a 13 year old. No, wait, that was Roman Polanski.
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Would Hollywood and the Media sign a petition to release Father Polanski? Stop laughing and read this.
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Sign you elected a jackass: The French President calls him "incredibly naive and grossly egotistical." (video)
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Obama using Chicago-thug tactics to silence critics. Who needs Hope™ when you've got a crowbar or a 2x4?
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Gore Vidal warns of US dictatorship, says Obama has f*cked up healthcare and wishes Hillary won.
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Dimwit from the party that supports death tax says GOP wants people to die.
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Congress giving itself a $4.7B raise.  Including measely $500K for townhall notices.
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Meet Rukhsana Kausar, the farmer's daughter who taught a terrorist the meaning of home field advantage.
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Still haven't found what she's lookin for: Pelocchio goes to U2 concert as public option dies.
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Nanny State to mom: Stop baby-sitting neighbors’ kids or face legal action.
Nanny State to mom: Stop baby-sitting neighbors' kids or face legal action. -
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Tuesday, September 29th

Gird your loins: Northeast expected to have coldest season in a decade. Global Warming™ my lily white ass.
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Moving Forward--Accidentally. Toyota recalls 3.8M vehicles over floor mats.  Yes, floor mats.
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Liberal logic: Murdered mother and wife means an Oscar and free drugging and rape of 13 year old girl.
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Strange goings on in Montana. Has Obama secretly relocated Gitmo to US soil using Saudi contractors?
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Heckuva job ACORNie. FEMA awarded ACORN $1M grant for fire prevention. No doubt money was used for matches and gasoline.
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Deliver Us Obama: Uniformed community organizers pray to Obama. I worry they may turn violent (UPDATED WITH NEW VIDEO).
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The Other McCain tears into Obama's autobiography by Bill Ayers.
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Sarah Palin memoir Going Rogue reportedly ghost written by Tim McVeigh.
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Thaddeus McCotter sponsors tax break for pet expenses. I only wish to declare my full support and that I have 700 dogs.
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As war casualties mount from Afghanistan, press shows little interest in photographing their coffins.  Need to wonder why?
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Smart Power: Obama's envoy says give Sudan "cookies" and "a gold star" for Darfur.
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Democratic Underground shows how racism is done; criticizes IL GOP candidate based on his race.
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ACORN connected to yet another voter fraud scandal, this time in New York. Someone has to register illegal sex workers.
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Whoopi: a 44 year old man giving a 13 year old Quaaludes and champagne and having sex with her is not "rape-rape." (video)
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The Internet is for Porn, at the National Science Foundation, it is anyway.
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Polanski's idiot lawyer says justice was served because he spent time awaiting arraignment and has lived in luxury for 30 years.
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Ass, elbow, I dunno. Bernanke: We’re recovered. Geithner: We’re at the beginning of a recovery.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009
By Dan

Ass, elbow, I dunno. Bernanke: We’re recovered. Geithner: We’re at the beginning of a recovery.

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