. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch." - Ogden Nash Click Here for More Broken News Liberals and Europeans stunned to find out pedophilia is illegal, as fugitive captured after 30 years. Can't Stop Whining: Now Bill Clinton whines about vast, right-wing conspiracy. Obama keeps saying that you can keep your doctor. Really? Check this handy flow chart to be sure! As Dems whine over "violent" Republicans, ACLU says the police were heavy handed in putting down G-20 riots. UPDATE: The infamous video that got basement dwellers all excited was of police, not military, arresting a vandal at G-20. NBC Dateline producer emails "Bite Me Jew Boy!" to Americans for Limited Government. The plastic president. Obama does an Al Gore impersonation. (Funny video). CNN finds out what a mob really looks like. Welcome to Pittsburgh, Blitzer (video). When is a tax not a tax? When it's a prison sentence: Don't buy health insurance, get up to a year in jail. Randy Quaid arrested in Texas. Something about overstaying his welcome and kidnapping a chemical company executive. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Sunday, September 27th

Liberals and Europeans stunned to find out pedophilia is illegal, as fugitive captured after 30 years.
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Can't Stop Whining: Now Bill Clinton whines about vast, right-wing conspiracy.
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Obama keeps saying that you can keep your doctor. Really? Check this handy flow chart to be sure!
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Saturday, September 26th

As Dems whine over "violent" Republicans, ACLU says the police were heavy handed in putting down G-20 riots.
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Friday, September 25th

UPDATE: The infamous video that got basement dwellers all excited was of police, not military, arresting a vandal at G-20.
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NBC Dateline producer emails "Bite Me Jew Boy!" to Americans for Limited Government.
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The plastic president. Obama does an Al Gore impersonation.  (Funny video).
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CNN finds out what a mob really looks like.  Welcome to Pittsburgh, Blitzer (video).
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When is a tax not a tax? When it's a prison sentence: Don't buy health insurance, get up to a year in jail.
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Randy Quaid arrested in Texas. Something about overstaying his welcome and kidnapping a chemical company executive.
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You cannot teach Greatness.  Wayne Gretzky resigns as coach of the Coyotes.
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Nancy and Barbara, this is a mob, you insolent twits. These thugs were bused in by their corporate sponsors.
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76-year old Justice Ginsburg hospitalized for anemia.
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Somehow, the loonatics in Pittsburgh are not connected to Pelosi, Reid, Obama and Alinsky.
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Iran has second uranium plant. But...but, Obama and the UN outlawed nukes-I...I, just don't understand!
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Thursday, September 24th

One step less important. G8 cedes to G20 in releasing pointless communiques.
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He..could...go...all..the...way...but, he doesn't. Thamail Morgan reminds us there is honor in sport.
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Illinois man caught trying to detonate truck bomb outside federal building.
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Schumer & Rockerfeller to destroy ObamaCare--thanks guys!
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Jordanian man arrested by FBI in Texas; Parked carbomb near Dallas office building.
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Ed Schultz, he of the party of the death tax, accuses Republicans of profiting off of illness and death. (video)
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More tax deductible than underage San Salvadorean sex slaves: The Hannah Giles Legal Defense Fund.
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"But yer honor, I wuz real gentle with Bessy." Animal cruelty charges dropped against NJ cop who "did not have sexual relations" with that cow.
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Hot stock tip: Britsh metal detector companies. Largest hoard of Anglo-Saxon treasure found in UK.
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"Shut Up" Baucus argued.
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Still Bitchy: White House denies CNN access to senior adviser because network interviewed author of unauthorized book on Obama marriage.
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UN resolution: nuclear-free world; genie re-embottlement and rainbow unicorns for everyone.  Dumbasses. -
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Sshh! Obama agrees with Bush, indefinite detention is a good idea.  Don't tell the liberals.
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If you like your insurance, you can keep it. Unless your insurance happens to be Medicare Advantage.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
By Dan

If you like your insurance, you can keep it. Unless your insurance happens to be Medicare Advantage.

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