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Quote of the Moment: "Lord, protect me from my friends. I can handle my enemies" - Voltaire

CNN stunned to learn Obama is fallible; a scene from a disaster film: "do we have Copenhagen? What am I hearing?" (must see video)

Political Cover: Obama summons McChrystal to Denmark to cover his Olympian disaster.

Just like an Axelrod to bring a knife to a gunfight. WH whines about politics in Olympics decision.

Right result, wrong means. Dallas judge rule gay marriage ban unconstitutional.

Olympic Committee is racist, drops Chicago in first round.

Krauthammer: When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom.

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. Joe Mauer apparently keeps steeling them (video).

What is the most important issue to voters? Government ethics.

Unemployment at 9.8%--17% including full-time workers who have settled for part-time or given up.

Carter still thinks he is smarter than you. He still isn't.

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Quote of the Moment: "A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water." - Nancy Reagan

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Broken News

Friday, October 2nd

CNN stunned to learn Obama is fallible; a scene from a disaster film: "do we have Copenhagen? What am I hearing?" (must see video)
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Political Cover: Obama summons McChrystal to Denmark to cover his Olympian disaster.
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Just like an Axelrod to bring a knife to a gunfight. WH whines about politics in Olympics decision.
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Right result, wrong means. Dallas judge rule gay marriage ban unconstitutional.
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Olympic Committee is racist, drops Chicago in first round.
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Krauthammer: When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom.
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Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. Joe Mauer apparently keeps steeling them (video).
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What is the most important issue to voters? Government ethics.
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Unemployment at 9.8%--17% including full-time workers who have settled for part-time or given up.
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Thursday, October 1st

Carter still thinks he is smarter than you. He still isn't.
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Phil Mushnick comes out against the contingent apology--sorry if that offends anyone.
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Fight for last place: Almost twice as many watch Joy Behar jabber incoherently as watch Rachel Mad-cow at 9 pm.
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Katie Couric gets Katie Couriced by Ahmadinejad.
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Tim Tebow caught using performance enhancing substance: Faith.
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Pelosi: both Republicans and others should apologize for saying that the GOP want people to die.
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Don't Panic: Scientists uncover early Golgafrinchan settlement.
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Obama's poll numbers are even worse than reported as Gallup realizes that party affiliation is tighter than thought.
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Stuck on stupid: Millionaire Michael Moore whines that "capitalism has done nothing for me."
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Politico looks at the politics of Palin's co-author. Doesn't look at Obama's (Ayers).
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Doctors let suicide die over fear of litigation. Dems won't fix tort reform, but the GOP is heartless?
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Alan Grayson goes full retard, calls lack of gov't handout a holocaust.
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Remember how genius Obama's team of rivals was? Guess what is causing the deadly delay in Afghanistan.
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Ken Lewis saves Wall Street (and probably your job), but it costs him his own--thanks to gov't meddling.
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Obama's Economic advisor Austan Goolsbee tries to be funny. Just like Obama, he thinks mean is funny.
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Wednesday, September 30th

PSA: Listen to Overpaid Obnoxious Celebrities. (Must watch video),
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Obama meets in person with SEIU union boss once a week, but has only met General McChrystal once, by video phone.
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Flabbergast: Daily Danet and NYTimes agree on something: Polanski should be arrested.
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A priest in LA has drugged, sodomized and raped a 13 year old. No, wait, that was Roman Polanski.
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