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Tuesday, October 20th

Coming to America: Ugandan edition.
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NFL Cheerleaders do Halloween. Mmmm, eye candy.
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Idiocy: Illegal Alien costume proves how easy it is to offend people without a brain.
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Chicago Sun-Times: Excuses are wearing thin for Obama.
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Jake Tapper asks Glibbs, Why the Whine House thinks its appropriate to say Fox News is not a news organization: "Because Beck!."  So by that logic, all members of Obama's administration are Communists.
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FLASHBACK: Last month, Nervous Steven Chu told Americans to stop acting like teenagers.
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Obama's Energy Secretary "nervous" about $80/barrel. Maybe he should stop acting like a teenager.
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Dissension: SECDEF says Obama needs to make a decision now on  Afghan troop levels.
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Bill Maher in favor of scientific debate, over vaccinations--not Global Warming™ (video).
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The new state flower of South Carolina: The Face Palm. More idiocy from the SC-GOP.
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US space/weapons scientist accused of trying to sell secrets to Israel.  Someone has to protect Israel from Iran.
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Cannot decide on troop levels, but the guest list for the parties is a breeze.
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On Afghanistan, Obama still voting present.
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Afghan election commission orders run-off; Karzai runs off shouting "I ghave keys to palace, nyanya."
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NYTimes to cut 100 Newstomb jobs; will now print Obama press releases without any editing.
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Caterpillar beats estimates, but still have not hired back those workers Obama promised in January.
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Why Captain Naive needs to be at the Berlin Wall anniversary--then again, he'd only apologize for Reagan.
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AP: Get used to high unemployment numbers. So glad we racked up $800 billion in debt.
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Embarrassment: Obama "too busy" to attend Berlin Wall anniversary.
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From China, to Iran to Berlin, does Obama believe in human rights?
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Dictation: Whine House to MSM: don't follow any stories coming from Fox News (like Van Jones, Anita Mao Dunn, Rev. Wright...)
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Control: Whine House brags about controlling the media during the election. No wonder they hate Fox News (video).
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The UN: Protecting transvestites, transsexuals and terrorists.
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Nanny State: British Social services to take baby from 17 year old deemed "too stupid to marry."
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The recession is worse than expected. Jesus now shopping at IKEA.
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Summer of Love? Research shows hope for AIDS vaccine.
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250,000 education jobs "saved or created", at a cost of $270,400 per job--so far. Yay big government.
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Monday, October 19th

Cry baby: Whine House asks its media buddies to protect it from big bad Fox News.
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Meghan McCain has breasts.

Thursday, October 15, 2009
By Dan

Meghan McCain has breasts.

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