. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say your mother." Click Here for More Broken News Krauthammer: Obama needs to stop playing the Bush card. Whine House: You know who is a lying, no good, enemy of the state who disagrees with unnamed experts? Edmunds.com, that's who. Real news agency (NYTimes) may have been pressured by Whine House to change news report to benefit Obama. Leaked report reveals cesspool of ethics violations in Congress. Guess the party. Smart Power: Clinton insults Pakistan, saying they should have caught al Qaeda by now. It's so easy on 24. Biden reveals classified information in public speech. Again. This time it was from a car company. Epic failure, Cash for Clunkers was a waste 9 out of 11 times. Pelosi unveils $1 trillion bill with public option in ceremony closed to the public. How to tell you are indecisive: Even Europe is tired of waiting for you. McChrystal: Sir, I need an oxygen tank. Obama: Here is half of one. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Pain is just weakness leaving your body." U.S. Navy SEAL saying Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, October 30th

Krauthammer: Obama needs to stop playing the Bush card.
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Whine House: You know who is a lying, no good, enemy of the state who disagrees with unnamed experts? Edmunds.com, that's who.
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Real news agency (NYTimes) may have been pressured by Whine House to change news report to benefit Obama.
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Leaked report reveals cesspool of ethics violations in Congress. Guess the party.
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Thursday, October 29th

Smart Power: Clinton insults Pakistan, saying they should have caught al Qaeda by now. It's so easy on 24.
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Biden reveals classified information in public speech. Again. This time it was from a car company.
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Epic failure, Cash for Clunkers was a waste 9 out of 11 times.
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Pelosi unveils $1 trillion bill with public option in ceremony closed to the public.
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How to tell you are indecisive: Even Europe is tired of waiting for you.
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McChrystal: Sir, I need an oxygen tank. Obama: Here is half of one.
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Democrats living up to stereotype as desecrated flag video is finalist in ObamaCare contest.
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Numbers mess with Joe: Stimulus jobs report wildly overestimated the number of jobs "saved or created."
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Government spends your grandkid's pension to trick you into thinking the recession is over.
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Finally! Murdering gay people is a crime! Oh wait, it already was--that is not Change™ I can believe in.
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Wednesday, October 28th

If only Fox News could be more objective and fair, like Newsweek.
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Confronted with MSDNC, Whine House cries victim and says President of the United States, the most powerful man in world, is "speaking truth to power" (video).
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Opie and Anthony interview Phillie Phanatic who allegedly offered sex for Series tix.
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Smart Power: Obama tire giveaway to unions leads to potential tariff on US-made cars in China.
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South Carolina GOP continues to put the shame in "shambles."
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Soledad O'Brien is not smart enough to work a buzzer. What would she say if Palin said that?
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Arnold delivers a message with his veto.
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Hope·ocrisy: Obama sells access to highest bidder, gives perks to Dem donors. How's that Change™ working out for ya?
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Shep Smith (rightly) apologizes for Fox giving free airtime to Christie in NJ governor race (video).
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Escape from New York: Taxes driving people away from New York.
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As Whine House ponders, Taliban and al Qaeda grow bolder.
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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"  Michael Caine has a dark secret.
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Tuesday, October 27th

Panel: Congress was not fully briefed about CIA programs that did not yet exist.
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Petulant little child: Alan "Holocaust" Grayson calls Dem lobbyist a "K Street whore."
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Science Museum features map of impact of 4C temp increase. Next week: Giant lizards with lasers for eyes.

Thursday, October 22, 2009
By Dan

Science Museum features map of impact of 4 degree C temperature increase.  Next week, in the equally plausible category: “Giant lizards with lasers for eyes.”

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