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Sunday, October 4th

Pathetic: Obama worshipers blame Bush for Chicago loss.
Pathetic: Obama worshipers blame Bush for Chicago loss.
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Friday, October 2nd

CNN stunned to learn Obama is fallible; a scene from a disaster film: "do we have Copenhagen? What am I hearing?" (must see video)
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Political Cover: Obama summons McChrystal to Denmark to cover his Olympian disaster.
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Just like an Axelrod to bring a knife to a gunfight. WH whines about politics in Olympics decision.
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Right result, wrong means.  Dallas judge rule gay marriage ban unconstitutional.
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Olympic Committee is racist, drops Chicago in first round.
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Krauthammer: When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom.
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Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. Joe Mauer apparently keeps steeling them (video).
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What is the most important issue to voters? Government ethics.
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Unemployment at 9.8%--17% including full-time workers who have settled for part-time or given up.
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Thursday, October 1st

Carter still thinks he is smarter than you. He still isn't.
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Phil Mushnick comes out against the contingent apology--sorry if that offends anyone.
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Fight for last place: Almost twice as many watch Joy Behar jabber incoherently as watch Rachel Mad-cow at 9 pm.
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Katie Couric gets Katie Couriced by Ahmadinejad.
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Tim Tebow caught using performance enhancing substance: Faith.
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Pelosi: both Republicans and others should apologize for saying that the GOP want people to die.
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Don't Panic: Scientists uncover early Golgafrinchan settlement.
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Obama's poll numbers are even worse than reported as Gallup realizes that party affiliation is tighter than thought.
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Stuck on stupid: Millionaire Michael Moore whines that "capitalism has done nothing for me."
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Politico looks at the politics of Palin's co-author.  Doesn't look at Obama's (Ayers).
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Doctors let suicide die over fear of litigation.  Dems won't fix tort reform, but the GOP is heartless?
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Alan Grayson goes full retard, calls lack of gov't handout a holocaust.
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Remember how genius Obama's team of rivals was? Guess what is causing the deadly delay in Afghanistan.
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Ken Lewis saves Wall Street (and probably your job), but it costs him his own--thanks to gov't meddling.
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Obama's Economic advisor Austan Goolsbee tries to be funny. Just like Obama, he thinks mean is funny.
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Wednesday, September 30th

PSA: Listen to Overpaid Obnoxious Celebrities. (Must watch video),
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Obama meets in person with SEIU union boss once a week, but has only met General McChrystal once, by video phone.
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Flabbergast: Daily Danet and NYTimes agree on something: Polanski should be arrested.
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Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. Joe Mauer apparently keeps steeling them.

Friday, October 2, 2009
By Dan

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. Joe Mauer apparently keeps steeling them (video).

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