. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Before we're through with 'em, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!" - Vice Admiral William F. Halsey Click Here for More Broken News Not good: Al-Qaeda suspect arrested in France was nuclear researcher at CERN. DNC: If you criticize Obama's Nobel peace prize, you're with the terrorists. Dems plan strike two: second stimulus. Maybe we can get unemployment to 20% Even White House aids think it may be a joke. "It's not April 1st, is it?" Times of London: Absurd decision on Obama makes a mockery of the Nobel peace prize. If, by Rudyard Kipling (National Poetry Day (UK)) Invictus, by William Ernest Henley (National Poetry Day) In honor of National Poetry Day: Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries, by A.E. Housman. Hope·ocrisy: Olbermann says we should be united against death. What about the unborn Keith? CNS News details testy relationship between IG Walpin, who Obama illegally fired, and agency he oversaw. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology." - Ronald Reagan Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, October 9th

Not good: Al-Qaeda suspect arrested in France was nuclear researcher at CERN.
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DNC: If you criticize Obama's Nobel peace prize, you're with the terrorists.
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Dems plan strike two: second stimulus. Maybe we can get unemployment to 20%
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Even White House aids think it may be a joke. "It's not April 1st, is it?"
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Times of London: Absurd decision on Obama makes a mockery of the Nobel peace prize.
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Thursday, October 8th

If, by Rudyard Kipling (National Poetry Day (UK))
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Invictus, by William Ernest Henley (National Poetry Day)
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In honor of National Poetry Day: Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries, by A.E. Housman.
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Hope·ocrisy: Olbermann says we should be united against death. What about the unborn Keith?
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CNS News details testy relationship between IG Walpin, who Obama illegally fired, and agency he oversaw.
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NHS cancels surgery four times, leaving plumber with horribly bent and broken arm.  Yay public option!
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Member of First Family leaves copy of Top Secret Obama Healthcare Plan on AirForce One.
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Czar Cass Sunstein: Americans will not adopt socialism because of racism. No, we don't like lazy white people, either.
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New jobless claims fall to 521,000.  If you're Nancy Pelosi, that means 521 million lost their job.
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Whatever is the most annoying phrase.  Hey, it is what it is.  Going forward, try to leverage other, you know, words.
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French Minister who rushed to defend Polanski paid to have sex with boys.
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Ding-Dong! Felon Calling. Census hires violent felons to go door-to-door.
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No Commander in Chief: Troop morale suffers as their would-be leader ponders his navel.
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Tolerance: Pathetic and Desperate Dem Corzine makes fat jokes in political ad.
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La Somme Bitch: Somali Pirates mistake French Navy's flagship for commercial vessel.  Hilarity ensues.
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Wednesday, October 7th

Feds stop Sheriff Arpaio from arresting illegal aliens on complaints that he actually does it.
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Propaganda: CNN showcases kids singing for Dear Leader's healthcare agenda (video).
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Obama: Some of my best friends were military men. Using Jim Jones record to hide from critics.
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Dems: Shouting "You Lie," instant censure. Nearly 40 years of ethics violations and tax dodging, let's not rush to judgment on Mr. Rangel.
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Berlusconi: All men are created equal; but some men are more equal than others.
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Yahoo News rushes in to defend Michelle Obama from the vicious right wing conspiracy.  Oh the horror.
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Ski resort has earliest open since Al Gore invented the internet. We need cap and trade before Global Warming™ freezes the entire planet!
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Age of Stupid: Global Warming™ somehow to blame for earliest snowday in history.
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Ski resort has earliest open since Al Gore invented the internet.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009
By Dan

Ski resort has earliest open since Al Gore invented the internet. We need cap and trade before Global Warming™ freezes the entire planet!

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