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Thursday, October 8th

If, by Rudyard Kipling (National Poetry Day (UK))
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Invictus, by William Ernest Henley (National Poetry Day)
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In honor of National Poetry Day: Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries, by A.E. Housman.
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Hope·ocrisy: Olbermann says we should be united against death. What about the unborn Keith?
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CNS News details testy relationship between IG Walpin, who Obama illegally fired, and agency he oversaw.
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NHS cancels surgery four times, leaving plumber with horribly bent and broken arm.  Yay public option!
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Member of First Family leaves copy of Top Secret Obama Healthcare Plan on AirForce One.
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Czar Cass Sunstein: Americans will not adopt socialism because of racism. No, we don't like lazy white people, either.
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New jobless claims fall to 521,000.  If you're Nancy Pelosi, that means 521 million lost their job.
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Whatever is the most annoying phrase.  Hey, it is what it is.  Going forward, try to leverage other, you know, words.
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French Minister who rushed to defend Polanski paid to have sex with boys.
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Ding-Dong! Felon Calling. Census hires violent felons to go door-to-door.
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No Commander in Chief: Troop morale suffers as their would-be leader ponders his navel.
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Tolerance: Pathetic and Desperate Dem Corzine makes fat jokes in political ad.
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La Somme Bitch: Somali Pirates mistake French Navy's flagship for commercial vessel.  Hilarity ensues.
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Wednesday, October 7th

Feds stop Sheriff Arpaio from arresting illegal aliens on complaints that he actually does it.
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Propaganda: CNN showcases kids singing for Dear Leader's healthcare agenda (video).
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Obama: Some of my best friends were military men. Using Jim Jones record to hide from critics.
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Dems: Shouting "You Lie," instant censure. Nearly 40 years of ethics violations and tax dodging, let's not rush to judgment on Mr. Rangel.
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Berlusconi: All men are created equal; but some men are more equal than others.
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Yahoo News rushes in to defend Michelle Obama from the vicious right wing conspiracy.  Oh the horror.
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Ski resort has earliest open since Al Gore invented the internet. We need cap and trade before Global Warming™ freezes the entire planet!
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Age of Stupid: Global Warming™ somehow to blame for earliest snowday in history.
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Obama less influential than a fictional Mad Man and a Jamaican track star.
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John Galt Tower: You can't build a skyscraper here, this is New York City!
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Tuesday, October 6th

More whines than a French bistro: Axelrod met with Ailes to complain about FNC coverage of Obama.
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No more grave concern? Obama kills funding for Iranian human-rights watch group.
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Simple questions about the latest Global Warming™ vomit-umentary yield childish tantrums. (video).
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What is going on inside a dog’s mind (other than “food, food, food–do you have food?–food, food, food”)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009
By Dan

What is going on inside a dog’s mind (other than “food, food, food–do you have food?–food, food, food”).

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