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Sunday, November 29th

Scratch Golfer: Tiger's injuries caused by wife in domestic spat, not car accident.
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Saturday, November 28th

Tiger Woods having trouble with his drives.
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Friday, November 27th

Czar Cass Sunstein we must censor Hannity for spreading lies about Ayers and Czars wanting to censor people.
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Wednesday, November 25th

Home sales rise in October.  Driven by government giveaway of your money. Sound familiar?
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UK Minister of Defense criticizes Waffler in Chief over Afghan troop levels.
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Tuesday, November 24th

"Lynched" census taker killed himself for insurance money.
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Monday, November 23rd

Cuomo took campaign funds from law firms whose clients he prosecuted.
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World Champion Steelers best options at QB are the janitor, a mop and Terry Bradshaw's toupee.
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Consensus is easy when you conspire to squash dissent. Inside the Global Warmongering Machine.
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China criticizes top secret US report on Chinese spying on top secret US reports.
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Canadian woman loses depression benefits over Facebook photo showing her having fun.
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Twitter to start charging businesses for accounts.  So long twitter, it was fun while it lasted.
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Strange creatures found in the ocean, including politicus rariphicus: a Congressman who votes their conscience.
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Defense Lawyer: KSM pleads not guilty by reason of show trial.  We would like to make a mockery of justice, your honor.
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Friday, November 20th

Democrat Congressman to citizens: Shut the F*ck Up and let me ruin the country in peace.
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Oprah leaves Chicago and network TV, blames lack of Global Warming™.
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Thursday, November 19th

You've got mail--a pink slip.  AOL cuts one-third of employees.
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No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Post Office cancels Letter to Santa program.
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Disgrace: Obama to troops, "You guys make a pretty good photo op."
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Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I am a glory hound who does not pay attention to details.
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Lindsey Graham shows Eric Holder still not paying attention at work (videos).
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Obama warns against increasing US debt. Relatedly, Bernie Madoff warns against taking bad investment advice, al Qeada warns against terrorism, and OJ Simpson warns against domestic violence.
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Jesse Jackson: Being a Black Man means never being able to think for yourself.
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Wednesday, November 18th

Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.
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NYers slightly favor having KSM tried in NY. Daily Danet favors trial by fire.
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Al Gore: The interior of the Earth is several million degrees.  Really? A thousand times hotter than the sun, Al?
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Obamateur hour: Professor Obama implies US justice system is rigged; guarantees conviction of KSM.
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Tuesday, November 17th

SEIU 'looking into' boy scout who cleared a walking path. Dats a union job, bub.
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Keaunu Reeves as the Prophet Muhammad? Even I want to chop someone’s head off.

Monday, November 2, 2009
By Dan

Keaunu Reeves as the Prophet Muhammad? Even I want to chop someone’s head off.

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