. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Mark Twain Click Here for More Broken News Democrat Congressman to citizens: Shut the F*ck Up and let me ruin the country in peace. Oprah leaves Chicago and network TV, blames lack of Global Warming™. You've got mail--a pink slip. AOL cuts one-third of employees. No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Post Office cancels Letter to Santa program. Disgrace: Obama to troops, "You guys make a pretty good photo op." Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I am a glory hound who does not pay attention to details. Lindsey Graham shows Eric Holder still not paying attention at work (videos). Obama warns against increasing US debt. Relatedly, Bernie Madoff warns against taking bad investment advice, al Qeada warns against terrorism, and OJ Simpson warns against domestic violence. Jesse Jackson: Being a Black Man means never being able to think for yourself. Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, November 20th

Democrat Congressman to citizens: Shut the F*ck Up and let me ruin the country in peace.
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Oprah leaves Chicago and network TV, blames lack of Global Warming™.
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Thursday, November 19th

You've got mail--a pink slip.  AOL cuts one-third of employees.
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No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Post Office cancels Letter to Santa program.
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Disgrace: Obama to troops, "You guys make a pretty good photo op."
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Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I am a glory hound who does not pay attention to details.
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Lindsey Graham shows Eric Holder still not paying attention at work (videos).
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Obama warns against increasing US debt. Relatedly, Bernie Madoff warns against taking bad investment advice, al Qeada warns against terrorism, and OJ Simpson warns against domestic violence.
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Jesse Jackson: Being a Black Man means never being able to think for yourself.
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Wednesday, November 18th

Hope·ocrisy: Obama threatens to fire those who leak, something his chief of staff makes a living doing.
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NYers slightly favor having KSM tried in NY. Daily Danet favors trial by fire.
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Al Gore: The interior of the Earth is several million degrees.  Really? A thousand times hotter than the sun, Al?
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Obamateur hour: Professor Obama implies US justice system is rigged; guarantees conviction of KSM.
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Tuesday, November 17th

SEIU 'looking into' boy scout who cleared a walking path. Dats a union job, bub.
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Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video).  "No one who leads so many could kneel so quickly."
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, watch yourself.  Krauthammer eviscerates O-bow-ma (video).
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Der Spiegel to Obama: You Lie! Calls out The One on Copenhagen two step.
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The Al Qaeda incentive plan, or why Eric Holder is an idiot and a terrible lawyer.
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The 40% Rule: How much flesh should females flash to fetch a fabulous flame?
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Obama brags about tax cuts in the stimulus, but households with 2 or more jobs may have to pay it back.  Suckers.
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Doug Hoffman pulls an Al Gore in NY23, unconcedes.
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Are the Washington Post and ABC News cooking the books to show better poll results for Obama? -
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ObamaCare not even law, and rationing already started as government suggests fewer mammograms to cut costs.
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Monday, November 16th

David Keene, Bob Barr and Grover Norquist announce joint plan to no longer appear on talk radio.
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Why the Belichick call might not have been so crazy.
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Obama to meet with Burmese junta leaders. Will he bow or kneel?
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O-bow-ma: Compare and contrast Obama with every other world leader meeting Akihito (video).
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Saturday, November 14th

O-bow-ma: Akihito joins the House of Saud and Labor Unions as one of the powers Obama will bow to.
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Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I do not pay attention to details.

Thursday, November 19, 2009
By Dan

Holder: I put KSM on trial for the same reason I pardoned Marc Rich: I am a glory hound who does not pay attention to details.

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