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Friday, June 18th

Obama's Katrina: Just like Bush after Katrina, Obama headed for 40% approval rating. - (see also)
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Tony Hayward gets his life back; Carl "Small People" Svanberg takes over PR campaign. Get your popcorn ready.
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Europe: Ja, ve haf goot ships for ze cleaning uf ze oil. Unions: It'd be a pity if sumptin were to happen to dem ships, capiche?
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Hey Obama, remember 2004, when you and your Dems took over Congress and investigated every poop taken in the Bush administration? Gird your loins, champ.
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New oil spill czar to spend only slightly more time on spill than Obama: will stay on as Secretary of the Navy.
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Barackcide kills Dems fast! More people inclined to vote against candidate endorsed by Obama.
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Hope·ocrisy: Obama DOJ now claims healthcare mandate *is* a tax to avoid lawsuit by opponents.
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Giannoulias thugs throw cameraman off of roof (okay, not literally).  That's the Chicago Way!
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Thursday, June 17th

Smart Power: Coast Guard stops oil sucking barges to check for life vests and fire extinguishers.
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Rumor Has It Kevin Costner can turn Gulf back into Waterworld, remove Untouchable oil in 13 Days.  Kevin Bacon.
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The H stands for Hasselhoff: Obama a big deal in Europe, not so much in the US.
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Obama to spend $1.2 billion on cycling and walking; after his energy policy, you won't be able to afford gas anyway.
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SCUS to NLRB: You really do need to follow the rules, mmkay?
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Senator Barton finds out what "community organizer" means.
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IBD to Obama: You want to know whose ass to kick?  Here's a mirror, champ.
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Lisa Benson nails Obama's crisis management strategy.
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Jealous much? Islamic cleric admits anti-Americanism is really just a form of pen!s envy; calls for Islamic United States.
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Kerry: Job markets are always for govt green jobs before they are against them.
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Seattle cop punches teenage girl; who does he think he is, a member of Congress?!?
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CNN: Vague ideas, generalities and naked politics in Obama speech over the heads of idiot American public.
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Smart Power: Iran builds more nuclear reactors in the face of impotent sanctions.
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New jobless claims up again; almost 10 million still on unemployment, including 260 Vegas workers--thanks Obama!
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Original Blue Man Group reunited; or, as Biden would say, this is a big smurfin' deal.
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Wednesday, June 16th

BP spills oil in the Gulf of Mexico; midgets and Lilliputians hardest hit.
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The tingle down Chris Matthews' leg has officially dried up.
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Priorities: Obama will meet with BP for 20 minutes; Biden for 75.
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Too Sexy in the Citi case gets weirder: She fires her lawyer based on allegations of sexual harassment; slave collars involved.
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Tuesday, June 15th

Turning into the skid: MSNBC gives show to even tempered, Niles Crane look-a-like, Lawrence O'Donnell.
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Islamic cleric admits anti-Americanism is really just a form of pen!s envy; calls for Islamic United States.

Thursday, June 17, 2010
By Dan

Jealous much? Islamic cleric admits anti-Americanism is really just a form of pen!s envy; calls for Islamic United States.

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