. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News Ann Arbor: We have to lay off firefighters to save $1M. What about the new $850K German water sculpture for the new City Hall? It stays. Biden: GOP drove the economy into the ditch, now they want to put it in reverse. Obama/Biden prefers to keep spinning the wheels in the ditch. Shocking: Dealer closures were politically driven and pointless. Par for the cOurse. Biden to Dems: Mission Accomplished. Now there is the small matter of our re-election. Journolist 4: Does Olbermann have any friends on the list? Hello? Bueller? [crickets] Kerry was for taxes before he was against them. Keeps yacht in RI to avoid MA taxes. Most ethical Congress EVAH continues to Rangel with ethics violations. Video: “Same As It Ever Was.” You may ask yourself, how did we get here. Shocking: Military records show Alvin Greene had problems expressing himself. Enemies List: Obama admin screened FOIA requests for political leanings. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, July 23rd

Ann Arbor: We have to lay off firefighters to save $1M. What about the new $850K German water sculpture for the new City Hall? It stays.
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Biden: GOP drove the economy into the ditch, now they want to put it in reverse. Obama/Biden prefers to keep spinning the wheels in the ditch.
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Shocking: Dealer closures were politically driven and pointless. Par for the cOurse.
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Biden to Dems: Mission Accomplished.  Now there is the small matter of our re-election.
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Journolist 4: Does Olbermann have any friends on the list? Hello? Bueller? [crickets]
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Kerry was for taxes before he was against them. Keeps yacht in RI to avoid MA taxes.
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Thursday, July 22nd

Most ethical Congress EVAH continues to Rangel with ethics violations.
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Video: “Same As It Ever Was.”  You may ask yourself, how did we get here.
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Shocking: Military records show Alvin Greene had problems expressing himself.
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Enemies List: Obama admin screened FOIA requests for political leanings.
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Big Brother: Feds to demand salary, race, sex and nationality data from employers.  This will get them hiring, for sure!
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As liberal press conspire to destroy Palin, FoxNews purposely goes slow with Sherrod.
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Wis. candidate cannot describe herself as "not the whiteman's bitch." Now it's arguably inaccurate.
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GOP since 2007: WITHDRAWAL DATE WILL EMBOLDEN THE ENEMY! NYTimes Today: Hey, are we sure about announcing our withdrawal?
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Newark politicians soon to be more full of crap than usual.
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Zombie presents: This week in Racism.
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Correction: Brave liberal reporters conspire against inexperienced candidate (so long as she wears a dress and has an R after her name).
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Emails show racist conservative reporters team up to destroy inexperienced Obama during 2008 race.  Oh no, wait, that was liberals conspiring to destroy Palin.
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Bungling Harry Reid: We saved Ford (probably true as government control will destroy their competitors).
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Number of people who have faith in Congress approaching "Elvis Lives" numbers.
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Wednesday, July 21st

Frank & Dodd: Geniuses destroy bond market in less than one day.  Well done, jackasses.
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ACLU launches petition to require government funding of abortion services. I guess only some people have rights.
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Elvis has left the autopsy; autopsy tools to be auctioned. Must be a hoax, the King lives!
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Sea life begins its revenge against BP as whale attacks yacht; will destroy one yacht every day until Hayward resigns.
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French high speed train hits a truck full of shampoo; that's like matter and anti-matter colliding.
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NYC Naked Cowboy finally finds a suit he likes; sues Naked Cowgirl
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Jesse Jackson somehow thinks he is involved in Sherrod mess; wants an apology or will cut Obama's nuts off.
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NY may soon allow you to sue your jerk of a boss.  Thank God Steinbrenner is not alive to see this.
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Video: “Same As It Ever Was.” You may ask yourself, how did we get here.

Thursday, July 22, 2010
By Dan

Video: “Same As It Ever Was.”  You may ask yourself, how did we get here.

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