. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." – Matt Carmill. Click Here for More Broken News Bad news for chubby miners in Chile. Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option. Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him. Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists"). Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent. Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party. Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff? Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash. Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it. Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "The internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .
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