. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "When you are the anvil, be patient. When you are the hammer, strike." - Arabian Proverb Click Here for More Broken News Bad news for chubby miners in Chile. Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option. Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him. Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists"). Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent. Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party. Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff? Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash. Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it. Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .