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Friday, September 10th

Playboy Centerfold tackled, allegedly trying to open JetBlue exit door inflight. TTIUWP.
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How bad is anti-Dem sentiment? WI candidate for gov beaten with a tire iron while trying to save an infant and her grandma, still trails in the polls.
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It came from the planet Minerva; Why you never go full retard, especially for a county party treasurer position.
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Obama rearranging the deck chairs on his Titanic of an economic panel.
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Thursday, September 9th

Obama warns pastor about political stunt that would endanger troops, like setting an arbitrary withdrawal date.
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Afghans begin to question capitalism. Thankfully our president is an steadfast supporter. Oh dear. -
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Some states did not report data, so Obama admin estimates. Surprise! Jobs beat expectations.
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Hillary joins attack on debt; says it undermines our abilities abroad and is a sign of weakness.
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Tom Brady sacked in the Back Bay by a passenger van.
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Half of every dollar ever borrowed by the U.S. was borrowed in the last 19 months. Thanks Obama.
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In a desperate attempt to save their Messiah, they smear our prophet. Reagan is now a tax hiker.
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Wednesday, September 8th

Barbara Boxer's desperate and thinly veiled attempt to get the 420 vote.
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Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish.
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Crumbling facade: Even liberals see the Dems losing Congress.
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Obama's evil socialist agenda destroying family icon Andy Griffith. Ron Howard unavailable for comment.
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Inconvenient School: School named after Al Gore built on toxic soil site with a view of oil derrick.
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I’m just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
I'm just a dude playing Dutch disguised as another dude. Reagan biopic in the works.
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White House stands behind its misquotation. As an aside, the Oval office is now as dull as its occupant's foreign policy.
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ACORN literally outdoes itself: There are more registered voters than eligible citizens in Philadelphia.
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Friday, September 3rd

Just a reminder, Islam is a religion of peace. Whose priests call for beheadings.
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Obama, when Census hiring: Look, we created jobs! When those jobs dry up: Those jobs are irrelevant.
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Der Spiegel: You, America, stop being so European, ja?
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Harry "The War in Iraq is Lost" Reid tries to take credit for success in Iraq.
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As Census work fades, Obama finds it harder to massage unemployment numbers; up to 9.6%, 54,000 jobs lost.
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Thursday, September 2nd

TPM whines about a potential govt shutdown: Think of the bureaucrats! Won't someone please think of the bureaucrats!
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3 out of 4 candidates in MA governor's race promise to honor voter's will on taxes. The fourth is the sitting governor.
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Australian MP and Reverend Fred Nile caught with pr0n, blames research in Australian Sex Party. Suuuure.
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Rosey Romer: The stimulus failed.  Our only hope is more spending and less taxes. At least she is half right.
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Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010
By Dan

Labor Secretary: The jobs are out there, you lazy swines. Stop being so selfish.

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