. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News Alarmists: Global Warming™ will destroy the rain forest. Science: Yeah, except, um, no. Pelosi says she has full support of Democrats in the House. Both of them. Obama Debt Panel attempts to kill comatose real estate market; attacks tax advantages of home ownership. Well done, champ. TSA denies pat down problems. Also, did this vial come from your bag, miss? How Bush could have saved us from Obama and made 50 million liberal heads explode. Hope·ocrisy: Captain Science over Ideology rewrote the BP report to support him moratorium on drilling. Jim DeMint denies the existence of Libertarians; half the GOP. Good luck, champ. Whiny liberals call for violent revolution; threaten to throw berkinstocks and flax seed at tea partiers. Bring it, pinko. We'll be the ones with the guns. Did George W. Bush order the Code Red? You're goddamn right he did! Al qaeda now just mailing it in. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win." - John Paul Jones Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Friday, November 12th

Alarmists: Global Warming™ will destroy the rain forest. Science: Yeah, except, um, no.
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Pelosi says she has full support of Democrats in the House.  Both of them.
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Wednesday, November 10th

Obama Debt Panel attempts to kill comatose real estate market; attacks tax advantages of home ownership. Well done, champ.
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TSA denies pat down problems.  Also, did this vial come from your bag, miss?
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How Bush could have saved us from Obama and made 50 million liberal heads explode.
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Hope·ocrisy: Captain Science over Ideology rewrote the BP report to support him moratorium on drilling.
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Jim DeMint denies the existence of Libertarians; half the GOP. Good luck, champ.
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Tuesday, November 9th

Whiny liberals call for violent revolution; threaten to throw berkinstocks and flax seed at tea partiers. Bring it, pinko. We'll be the ones with the guns.
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Did George W. Bush order the Code Red? You're goddamn right he did!
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Saturday, October 30th

Al qaeda now just mailing it in.
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Thursday, October 21st

Juan Williams fired for saying he is nervous around Muslims on airplanes.
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Clinton lost the nuclear launch codes. For three months. "Ah feel no shame."
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Tim Geithner to Rebalanced World Economy. Let's hope TurboTax fixed the reconcile feature.
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Wednesday, October 20th

Obama: Scared voters do irrational things, like worry about mountains of debt and tyrannical government. Silly voters.
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Tuesday, October 19th

Elitist liberals mock Sarah Palin for correctly noting the date of the Boston Tea Party.
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Dems got 99 problems.
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Partisan Dems bribing high schoolers to vote using ice cream; trans-fats are good for something after all.
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Monday, October 11th

Obama: Greedy doctors will amputate rather than treat! Greece: No treatment under public healthcare, amputation is cheaper.
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Dems to political donors: Donating to the GOP?  Enjoy your complimentary IRS audit and DOJ investigation.
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Pop Quiz: Who Said It–Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson Or Joe Biden?
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Monday, October 4th

USA Today frets about fewer women in Congress if GOPpers like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnel defeat Harry Reid and Ted Kaufman.
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Libloggers want IRS to issue itemized receipt. Bring it on, Lefty.
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Saturday, October 2nd

Come see the violence inherent in the system: Idiotic 10:10 video reveals Green anti-human bias.
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Friday, October 1st

Don't know much about history: Obama says it took time to free the slaves.  Actually, it took the GOP.
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Wednesday, September 29th

Song most likely to make men cry is . . . are you kidding? First, real men don't listen to REM. Second, sure, if you mean "make it stop" crying.
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Politics of Fear: Obama admin announces credible but not specific terror threat, 5 weeks ahead of election.
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Obama on a mission from God; holds direct, talks with Jesus without preconditions.
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Tuesday, September 28th

47 Obstructionist Republicans now cleverly masquerading as Dems and opposing Obama on tax hike.
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Alarmists: Global Warming™ will destroy the rain forest. Science: Yeah, except, um, no.

Friday, November 12, 2010
By Dan

Alarmists: Global Warming™ will destroy the rain forest. Science: Yeah, except, um, no.

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