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Broken News

Friday, June 5th

Harrison Ford to Obama & Dems: "Get off of my plane!"


Depressing Friday jobs pictoral.  Jobs gains/declines 2004-Today.


Charles Krauthammer on Obama's double standard with Israel.


Obama: "Pass stimulus or unemployment will be 8.75%."  Now at 9.4%.  Obama: "I've created or saved jobs.  Suckers."


10 worst work habits.  Or a new fun game: spot these at your office!


Pelocchio less popular than Darth Vader.


"Officer, that kid is using his cell phone.  Set phaser to stun."  More reasonable school behavior.


FAA: Why measure the weather when Al Gore's magical models can tell us what it will be in 200 years.  Coming on the heels of a weather-related plane crash, this is brilliant. -


Obama's tax plan will keep jobs in the U.S.?  General Protection Fault!  Abort, Retry or Ignore?

Thursday, June 4th

Daily Danet will be off on Thursday. Getting CLE at Cipriani, 'cause that's how we roll.

Wednesday, June 3rd

"You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain't right.  That's my tenant, man, that's my tenant."


Sotomayor said the "wise Latina" thing in 1994.  Don't worry, we're sure she misspoke then, too.


PA Cop admits he received too many wedgies as a kid; now taking it out on students where he plays hall monitor.


WSJ embarrasses Congress; spending records to be posted online.


"Hey, you, funny guy.  Help us run this mag into the crapper."  Colbert to edit Obama fanclub newsletter.

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