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Broken News

Friday, June 5th

Harrison Ford to Obama & Dems: "Get off of my plane!"


Depressing Friday jobs pictoral.  Jobs gains/declines 2004-Today.


Charles Krauthammer on Obama's double standard with Israel.


Obama: "Pass stimulus or unemployment will be 8.75%."  Now at 9.4%.  Obama: "I've created or saved jobs.  Suckers."


10 worst work habits.  Or a new fun game: spot these at your office!


Pelocchio less popular than Darth Vader.


"Officer, that kid is using his cell phone.  Set phaser to stun."  More reasonable school behavior.


FAA: Why measure the weather when Al Gore's magical models can tell us what it will be in 200 years.  Coming on the heels of a weather-related plane crash, this is brilliant. -


Obama's tax plan will keep jobs in the U.S.?  General Protection Fault!  Abort, Retry or Ignore?

Thursday, June 4th

Daily Danet will be off on Thursday. Getting CLE at Cipriani, 'cause that's how we roll.

Wednesday, June 3rd

"You gonna talk bout that Buffalo stuff. That ain't right.  That's my tenant, man, that's my tenant."


Sotomayor said the "wise Latina" thing in 1994.  Don't worry, we're sure she misspoke then, too.


PA Cop admits he received too many wedgies as a kid; now taking it out on students where he plays hall monitor.


WSJ embarrasses Congress; spending records to be posted online.


"Hey, you, funny guy.  Help us run this mag into the crapper."  Colbert to edit Obama fanclub newsletter.

Politics

Advanced Copy of Obama’s speech at Normandy

By Dan

Following Obama’s rousing, apology speech in Cairo, Daily Danet has obtained excerpts from President Obama’s speech this Saturday at the 65th anniversary of the invasion of Europe:
“The relationship between Europe and the US includes centuries of co-existence and cooperation, but also conflict and war. Until recently, tension has been fed by a Cold War where… »

Numbers: Geithner, Gitmo and VAT

By Dan

A new Harris Poll out this week gives a not-so-stunning impression of Obama’s cabinet. You will recall reports ad nauseam during the transition about how genious each pick was, how each and every cabinet selection was inspired. How Obama was picking a team of rivals, not unlike, dare I say, [whisper] Lincoln.
You’re more… »

Weekend Download - May 29 through May 31

By Dan

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of all the important stories you missed if you shut off the news on Thursday night.  As every prior administration in the modern era, the Obama Administration loves to make impolitic announcements on Fridays and weekends, to minimize the political impact.  This weekend was no exception.
Black Panthers Case… »

The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage

By Dan

There are many threats to my liberty, but I do not recognize one to be the peaceful cohabitation of two people of the same sex.  I realize this may cost me my standing in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, and if it does, perhaps I overestimated the value of my membership.
I have been a Republican… »

Obama repeats healthcare savings whopper

By Dan

A lot of people commented over the weekend about Obama’s statement to C-SPAN that “we’re out of money.”  But lost in the hubbub is his repeat of a healthcare savings whopper (at around 2:30):

“One of the very promising areas that we saw was, these insurance companies, drug companies, hospitals, all these stakeholders coming together, committing… »

Weekend Download - Memorial Day Weekend

By Dan

The Weekend Download is a weekly update of everything you missed if you shut off on Friday morning. It was a beautiful weekend (on the East Coast, anyway), so I certainly wouldn’t blame you if you did. If you haven’t heard about our first story, though, you were completely out of it, or… »

Novel Approach to Budget Crisis: Cut Spending, Freeze Taxes

By Dan

Novel Approach to Budget Crisis: Cut Spending, Freeze… »

Krauthammer - Obama is not the Obama Obama Once Knew

By Dan

Krauthammer - Obama is not the Obama Obama Once… »

Pelosi Stops Lying About CIA; Reconciling 5 Stories Left as Excercise for the Reader

By Dan

Pelosi Stops Lying About CIA; Reconciling 5 Stories Left as Excercise for the… »

Wonderfully Obama, utterly useless

By Dan

Obama’s speech today, Protecting Our Security and Our Values, is a typical example of Obama restating the problem instead of offering a solution.  Obama has always done this.  Were he Alexander the Great, he would give a grand speech with Roman columns and flags waving and say, “We need to untie the knot, while not… »

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