. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "He who stands for nothing will fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton Click Here for More Broken News Syrian president takes Clinton path: blames vast right wing conspiracy. MTA will make welfare recipients work for check. Why are we not doing this everywhere? Most. Transparent. Administration. Evar. Locks reporter in a closet during fundraiser. NYTimes shocked, SHOCKED! to find that Muslim Brotherhood taking over in Egypt. Good thing they are secular. The MUSLIM Brotherhood. Dem Senator: Some “don’t deserve the freedoms that are in the Constitution!” But decides to give them to us anyway. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .
Quote of the Moment
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." — Douglas Adams
Syrian president takes Clinton path: blames vast right wing conspiracy.
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Tuesday, March 29th
MTA will make welfare recipients work for check. Why are we not doing this everywhere?
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Monday, March 28th
Most. Transparent. Administration. Evar. Locks reporter in a closet during fundraiser. Comment
Friday, March 25th
NYTimes shocked, SHOCKED! to find that Muslim Brotherhood taking over in Egypt. Good thing they are secular. The MUSLIM Brotherhood. Comment
Dem Senator: Some “don’t deserve the freedoms that are in the Constitution!” But decides to give them to us anyway.
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Rahm considers cutting Council seats in half. That sick, violent man! What did those seats ever do?!? Comment
Wednesday, March 23rd
Obama and Biden vote to impeach Obama over illegal war in Libya. Words matter, champ. Comment
Tuesday, March 22nd
Al qaeda's best friend: former SEIU executive openly plots to destroy US economy. Comment
Monday, March 21st
Obama: Qaddafi "needs to go" or he will face the swift fury of ... sanctions and multilateral diplomacy.
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Obama's Inglorious Basterds compromise his own most precious values. Comment
Obama: US will not stand idly by in the face of actions that undermine global peace and security. Offer not valid in Iran, North Korea, Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Bahrain... Comment
O: US will not stand idly by in the face of actions that undermine global peace and security. I'm off to Brazil. Comment
Thursday, March 17th
Dems charged with attempting to rig election with faux Tea Party candidate. Comment
Obama to UN: Hey, let's do something about this Libya thing. Also, did you know German tanks invaded Poland a while back? Comment
U of Chicago launches casual encounter site. Bad News: Almost all of the people on it go to U of Chicago. Comment
Wednesday, March 16th
Obama admin: More Japanese should be volunteering for suicide mission to cool reactor core.
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AP compares NFL to slavery. Really? What slave was ever paid $40M to play a game?
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Tuesday, March 15th
"Mr. President, in Japan and Libya, who will be left standing at the end of it all?" "My money's on Duke."
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It's 3:00 am in Tokyo and Tripoli, yet Obama is filling out his NCAA Bracket.
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Monday, March 14th
AFLAC: If you're hurt or miss work due to tsunami, our spokesperson will mock you.
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Friday, March 11th
NH Legislator: "Live Free or Die. First part is now optional."
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GOP should learn to be more civil, like the WI Dems who hurl death threats. Comment
Obama is against bullies* (* policy not valid in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya or the broader Middle East. Policies and participation may vary.) Comment
Whine House: WI GOP should learn to come together with Dems. Who are hiding in Illinois. Comment
Obama idiocy jumps the shark: would rather be president of China.
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Thursday, March 10th
Team Obama: Less world's policeman, more Kitty Genovese neighbor.
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Pimco dumps government securities. Translation: smart people won't loan government money.
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Wednesday, March 9th
Julianne Moore to portray Sarah Palin. Whither Erica Durance?
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Border patrol arrest, taze, beat “religious zealot extremist” in Arizona
Monday, May 18, 2009
By Dan
Border patrol arrest, taze, beat “religious zealot extremist” in Arizona
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