. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." — Douglas Adams Click Here for More Broken News If malapropisms are the indicator, your president is a moron, too. Best 1 minute Han Solo video you'll see all day. (video) BP to sponsor Big Blue. Last time Giants had connection with UK, they won Superbowl XLII. I'm just sayin'. Good news! GM to spend $1B of your tax money to expand operations! Jobs to come! (In Brazil). No regrets: Paulson to tell Congress he was right to threaten BofA's management over Merrill deal. Healthcare is not just a right, it's an obligation. House bill includes a tax on those who don't get health insurance. Apathy: 43% oppose; 37% favor Sotomayor, but 90% believe she will be confirmed. Step 2 of underpants gnome business plan finally revealed. Rangel healthcare bill raises taxes up to 5.4%. Rental income excluded for Congressmen from the Bronx. Clinton distinguishing herself from Obama: talks tough about rogue states. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?" - Thomas Jefferson Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

Broken News

Wednesday, July 15th

If malapropisms are the indicator, your president is a moron, too.
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Best 1 minute Han Solo video you'll see all day. (video)
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BP to sponsor Big Blue. Last time Giants had connection with UK, they won Superbowl XLII. I'm just sayin'.
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Good news! GM to spend $1B of your tax money to expand operations! Jobs to come! (In Brazil).
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No regrets: Paulson to tell Congress he was right to threaten BofA's management over Merrill deal.
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Healthcare is not just a right, it's an obligation. House bill includes a tax on those who don't get health insurance.
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Apathy: 43% oppose; 37% favor Sotomayor, but 90% believe she will be confirmed.
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Step 2 of underpants gnome business plan finally revealed.
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Rangel healthcare bill raises taxes up to 5.4%. Rental income excluded for Congressmen from the Bronx.
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Clinton distinguishing herself from Obama: talks tough about rogue states.
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Your new healthcare plan in graphical form.
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Law of Unintended Consequences: Minimum wage hike spreads job market misery.
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Diversity on campus does not include thought.
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Obama ends rumors about birth certificate. Just kidding. Revokes deployment order of soldier challenging legitimacy.
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Tuesday, July 14th

Inept Dems to investigate secret program that NYTimes reported on 7 years ago.
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Obama: bipartisan healthcare bill doesn't need Republican support.
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Obama to backdoor massive public housing. Good news is people don't have to move.
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House Dems, starved for attention, publish their 1100 page crap sandwich of a socialized medicine bill.
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“Let me be clear” Obama is a gibbering idiot without a teleprompter. (video)

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“Let me be clear” Obama is a gibbering idiot without a teleprompter. (video).

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