. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer." - Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News Inept Dems to investigate secret program that NYTimes reported on 7 years ago. Obama: bipartisan healthcare bill doesn't need Republican support. Obama to backdoor massive public housing. Good news is people don't have to move. House Dems, starved for attention, publish their 1100 page crap sandwich of a socialized medicine bill. No snakes on this plane. Pet Airways takes off. Inigo Sotomayor: I kept using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. Inconceivable. Patrick Leahy tries Jedi Mind Trick. Assumes entire country has IQ of, well, Patrick Leahy. Smoker in Chief may ban tobacco for lowly grunts who do the fighting. Sotomayor: I was misunderstood. Great, what do we do when we're living under your misinterpreted opinions. Obama: Stimulus working, but unemployment likely to keep ticking up. Suckers. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "It's a whole lot better to go up river with seven studs than a hundred shitheads" - Col. Charlie Beckwith Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

Broken News

Tuesday, July 14th

Inept Dems to investigate secret program that NYTimes reported on 7 years ago.
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Obama: bipartisan healthcare bill doesn't need Republican support.
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Obama to backdoor massive public housing. Good news is people don't have to move.
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House Dems, starved for attention, publish their 1100 page crap sandwich of a socialized medicine bill.
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No snakes on this plane. Pet Airways takes off.
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Inigo Sotomayor: I kept using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. Inconceivable.
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Patrick Leahy tries Jedi Mind Trick. Assumes entire country has IQ of, well, Patrick Leahy.
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Smoker in Chief may ban tobacco for lowly grunts who do the fighting.
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Sotomayor: I was misunderstood. Great, what do we do when we're living under your misinterpreted opinions.
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Obama: Stimulus working, but unemployment likely to keep ticking up. Suckers.
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Obama's new terror alert system: No Drama, Cool, Concern, Deep Concern, Grave Concern.
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Pat Buchanan call for Wasilla Witch Trials, first up Levi Johnston.
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Sarah Palin takes on Cap & Tax on WaPo editorial.
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Amtrak, standard bearer of government efficiency, unveils first rail car funded by stimulus.
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Congress investigates: CIA had plan to kill terrorists, also sky reportedly blue, water wet.
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Monday, July 13th

Having fixed the economy, Obama to take in the All-Star game, maybe some Urdu poetry.
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Greg Gutfield's terrorism rationality quiz.
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Hillary keeps talking trash about the messiah. Will you still need me, when I'm 64?
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Movie critics: Bruno too campy for a gay person, Borat more believable because you rednecks are like that.

By Dan

Movie critics: Bruno too campy for a gay person, Borat more believable because you rednecks are like that.

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