. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Kings are not born: they are made by universal hallucination." - George Bernard Shaw Click Here for More Broken News What's up doc? Obama says surgeons get $30-50K for amputations. Reality says: $500-$700. Smartest President EVAH gives medal of freedom to Billie Jean King, but screws up her bio. Glibbs: When the President says "AARP endorses my plan," he misspoke. When Americans misstate an 1,100 page bill it's a campaign of LIES! Recession: JetBlue offers all you can fly for $600/month. Lockerbie bomber to be freed on compassionate grounds. His 259 victims still dead. - A**hole problems: Lockerbie bomber to be freed due to prostate cancer. - Airhead Senator: "I feel [Global Warming™] when I fly." Coldest July on record in her home state. Inadvertant comedy gold. Spokesman refuses to admit WH will keep email addresses sent to Linda the idiot (video). NASA can't keep up with killer asteroids. Can't hit mother ship, running out of quarters. Somebody doesn't like Sara Lee. Shares drop 10%. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." - Franklin P. Jones Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Wednesday, August 12th

What's up doc? Obama says surgeons get $30-50K for amputations. Reality says: $500-$700.
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Smartest President EVAH gives medal of freedom to Billie Jean King, but screws up her bio.
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Glibbs: When the President says "AARP endorses my plan," he misspoke. When Americans misstate an 1,100 page bill it's a campaign of LIES!
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Recession: JetBlue offers all you can fly for $600/month.
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Lockerbie bomber to be freed on compassionate grounds.  His 259 victims still dead. -
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A**hole problems: Lockerbie bomber to be freed due to prostate cancer. -
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Airhead Senator: "I feel [Global Warming™] when I fly."  Coldest July on record in her home state.
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Inadvertant comedy gold.  Spokesman refuses to admit WH will keep email addresses sent to Linda the idiot (video).
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NASA can't keep up with killer asteroids.  Can't hit mother ship, running out of quarters.
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Somebody doesn't like Sara Lee. Shares drop 10%.
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Better things to do: Sheila Jackson Lee (D-ickhead) talks on her cell at town hall, ignoring cancer patient's question (video).
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Obama's model program to offer discounts for big customers.  Will ObamaCare offer coupons for hypochondriacs?
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Obama manufactures support by giving away your money.
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Embezzlers, thugs and child rapists threaten to destroy the world in 4 months.
Embezzlers, thugs and child rapists threaten to destroy the world in 4 months.
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It's the post office that's alway's having problems. Vandals hit FL post office with Joker poster.
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Manufactured: Obama exploits donor's 11 yr old daughter at town hall.
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Tuesday, August 11th

Misrepresentation, thy name is Obama.  Obama lies about AARP endorsement.
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Inconvenient Truth: July temps nearly 1°F below 20th century average.  Global warming isn't.
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GM submits executive compensation plan to overlord Obama.
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Brooks & Done.
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More people watch Fox News than all other cable news.  Combined.  In prime time, it's by a Factor™ of 2.
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A Day in the Life of a Right Wing Extremist

Friday, August 7, 2009
By Dan

A Day in the Life of a Right Wing Extremist.

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