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Wednesday, September 23rd

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. Daring helicopter raid in Sweden.
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No, underage San Salvadoran sex slaves are not a deductible expense. IRS drops ACORN from tax help program.
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Fail: US-taxpayer owned Bank of America says American flag may be offensive.
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Oops. Tom Carper slips out details of the PhRMA deal implying laws were broken by Obama WH.
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If you like your insurance, you can keep it. Unless your insurance happens to be Medicare Advantage.
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No We Can't. Obama: America is not exceptional; we are not the answer.
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Pompous jackass literally lectures the world.
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Media excited about Germany and Canada disrupting Amadinejad. Shouldn't they be censured like Joe Wilson?
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Sarah Palin can only draw crowds of rednecks in places like Hong Kong at financial conferences-wait, what?
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Newsreader fails: the 30 most baffling onscreen errors (videos).
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Circling the wagons around the brothel: Conyers and Barney Rubble to investigate James and Hannah over ACORN tapes.
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Not a publicity stunt for ABC's DefyingGravity: Martian dust storm surrounds Eastern Australia. -
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Tuesday, September 22nd

Will Feral's Funny or Die's  unfunny ObamaCare propaganda video. So does that mean they die?  Please?
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"You Lie" in 192 languages.  Obama lies about the U.S. environmental record; apologizes for doing better than Europe.
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Postal worker steals over 3000 Netflix DVDs. Wonder if Jingle All the Way was on of them?
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Obama: campaigning can be a pain in the ass.
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Only confirmed racist in Congress admitted to hospital after fall.
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MA Senate creates two classes of governors: those who can appoint interim senators (Dems) and those who cannot (Republicans)
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Scott Harshbarger's most famous case was the Amirault prosecution.  You'll hear more about this--guaranteed.
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ACORN hires former MA Attorney General Scott Harshbarger for audit. If there are kids not being abused, he'll find them.
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WH adopts new guidelines after trying to use NEA as its political arts and propaganda department.  Guidelines include no recording devices on conference calls.
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Stupid and Illegal: Tucson schools decide to address racial disparity in discipline by creating "separate but equal systems."
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Ass, elbow, I dunno. Bernanke: We're recovered. Geithner: We're at the beginning of a recovery.
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Who is Maya? Obama forgets his daughter's name (video).
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Those DVDs really paying off.  Second British paper piles on: Obama the impotent.
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WSJ on Baucus attacking Humana's free speech rights for opposing ObamaCare. If they can do it to Humana, what can they do to you?
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Obama's patronizing energy secretary tells Americans to stop acting like teenagers.
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Al Gore lied to you. If Global Warming™ means more hurricanes, where are they?
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Adults wake up. ACORN suspends operation, plans audit. Hannah & James will never go thirsty while I’m around.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009
By Dan

Adults wake up. ACORN suspends operation, plans audit.  Hannah & James will never go thirsty while I’m around.

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