. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! - I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry Click Here for More Broken News Only a crisis could rescue Obamacare. Too bad there isn't a swine flu out break he could use--oh, wait! Super Bowl XLII hero David Tyree is no longer on the roster, but he'll always be a Giant. Thank you, and godspeed 85. - Irony: Naked Cowboy drops out of NYC mayor race, cites disclosure forms. Only in NY. Van Jones says only white kids do a Columbine. And gangbangers mean to shoot those three year olds. Rosy Romer looking more like an idiot every day. Support for unions lowest ever at 48%. Maybe they should stop being shills for Democrats and start worrying about workers. 25.5% of teenagers unemployed. If only there were a President trying to draft domestic army of minions. Dinner With Palin Auctioned on eBay. Related: Newest eBay FAQ "How do I bid my right arm?" Dangerously Naive. Obama negotiating tactic: admit you're asking for more than you want. "Will that be the final position? Who knows?” The Audacity of Disgrace: Van Jones thinks cop-killers should go free. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting." — Douglas Adams Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Saturday, September 5th

Only a crisis could rescue Obamacare. Too bad there isn't a swine flu out break he could use--oh, wait!
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Super Bowl XLII hero David Tyree is no longer on the roster, but he'll always be a Giant.  Thank you, and godspeed 85. -
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Irony: Naked Cowboy drops out of NYC mayor race, cites disclosure forms. Only in NY.
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Van Jones says only white kids do a Columbine. And gangbangers mean to shoot those three year olds.
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Rosy Romer looking more like an idiot every day.
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Support for unions lowest ever at 48%.  Maybe they should stop being shills for Democrats and start worrying about workers.
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25.5% of teenagers unemployed.  If only there were a President trying to draft domestic army of minions.
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Dinner With Palin Auctioned on eBay. Related: Newest eBay FAQ "How do I bid my right arm?"
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Dangerously Naive. Obama negotiating tactic: admit you're asking for more than you want. "Will that be the final position? Who knows?”
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Friday, September 4th

The Audacity of Disgrace: Van Jones thinks cop-killers should go free.
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Krauthammer - Obamatheus--Obama tries to fly too high and melts his wax wings.
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Global survey: 3/4 people would rather lose their wallet than their mobile phone.
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Official unemployment rate at 9.7%.  Everytime they talk up the stimulus the numbers are bad.  Maybe they should shut up.
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Generous with your money: Over 60% would get healthcare subsidies under current bill.
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40 minute lag in airstrike may have lead to civilian casualties in Afghanistan.
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Organ harvester: Obama Czar Cass Sunstein wanted to take organs at death without consent.
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Nearly 19% of elderly may be living in poverty.  Good thing Obama's killing charitable donations.
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Friday Flip Flop: Obama will release visitors names: have fun at the beach/barbecue.
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Let my people go! FL learns why you don't raise taxes during a recession.
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Shrewd attempt to recover from 42% job approval: remind them who's next in line. "Acting President Biden."
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Thursday, September 3rd

Obama's Green czar is not only a communist, he thinks 9/11 was an inside job.
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Moovie Moogle:  YouTube to stream rental videos.
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FAA to replace speed sensors on Airbus jets.
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Obama's tacit consent to Latin America's decriminalizing drugs.
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Obama: You can keep your health insurance. Actual Bill: That's up to the 'Health Choices Commissioner.'
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Who knew Biden was such a pessimist? Biden: Stimulus projects moving faster than expected. By the time the recession is over, 10% of the money will be spent.
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Obama trying to parlay his downward spiral into statesman like integrity of doing the unpopular thing.
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Conservatives object to UN sex ed guidelines that begin at age 5. Also no tips on avoiding UN relief workers.
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James Taranto goes there: Cheney in 2012! (video).

Wednesday, September 2, 2009
By Dan

James Taranto goes there: Cheney in 2012! (video).

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