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Wednesday, May 12th

Don't mess with Texas: 6 of the top 20 recession resistant cities are in Texas.
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Beau Biden treated for stroke in Philadelphia hospital.
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Jan Brewer to Tucson: There are not two Americas, only the one; now stop indoctrinating Hispanic children.
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Greek workers call 24 hour strike.  First time in 60 years anyone has done anything work-related for more than 6 hours without a break.
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Lisa Benson illustrates the best experience argument for Elena Kagan
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Germany not happy with financial stress from the rest of Europe.  What's the worst that could happen?
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Kagan: government can regulate speech, as long as its heart is in the right place.
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Tuesday, May 11th

WSJ accused of implying Kagan is a lesbian by showing a photo of her playing softball, the LGBA Rorschach test.
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European Moochers Whine: Merkel will not give us Germany's money fast enough.
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Survival of the environmental lobbyists: Claim 1/3 of all species are at risk of extinction.
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My master made me this collar so that I may speak...Squirrel!
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Golf Channel slip up: I think she meant bulging disk.  Disk.
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Hope·ocrisy: Taxpayers now paying to chauffeur Obama political aides.
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Nanny State Incredulity: Libs refuse to believe that home schooling is so popular, allege hijinks.
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Monday, May 10th

Ted Nugent on rabid dalmatians, head shots, profiling and common sense.
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Farrakhan: Obama is a stooge for me, Reverend Wright and the Chicago political machine.
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God or government, time to choose: Seniors told not to pray before eating government subsidized meals.
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Tuesday, May 4th

Cant I just eat my waffle? Obama: "[Terrorists] will stop at nothing to try and interrupt our life."
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Monday, May 3rd

Dem Congressman predicts New Orleans will be a chocolate city soon.
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Thursday, April 22nd

Hope·ocrisy: Obama and Biden celebrate Earth day by wasting tons of fuel.
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Jury clears Navy SEAL in Iraq case; Obama to apologize to Muslims everywhere for our insensitive rule of law.
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Free drinks for all, dancing with your enemies, fighting with your friends and a whole lot of talk: The Obama Club opens in China.
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Tuesday, April 20th

Obama admin: We cannot stop you from killing an unborn fetus; but we will mandate less salt in your food.
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Monday, April 19th

Someone named Gene makes people fat. Also causes Alzheimer's.  What a prick.
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You had me at Buffy: Kelsey Grammar pitching Right Network (including Kristy Swanson).
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EU proposal: Taxpayers to pay for non-workers to take a vacation from the jobs they do not have.
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1000:1 Return: $5300 in campaign contributions nets $5.4M contract for Obama donor.
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Hold the Line: I no longer support Allen West for Congress.  Allen West for President!
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Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video).

Tuesday, November 17, 2009
By Dan

Obama meets alien invaders at White House (video).  “No one who leads so many could kneel so quickly.”

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