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Thursday, December 31st

Charges dismissed against Blackwater in Nisoor Square shooting.
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CIA invited suicide bomber onto base, failed to search him; killing 8.
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God of irony, snowstorm, dampen Global Warming™ protest.
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Liberals stay classy as Limbaugh recovers in Hawaii hospital.
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Wednesday, December 30th

Tavern on the Green ends up in the red, files for bankruptcy and closes its doors.
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Tuesday, December 29th

Necktie embargo continues to plague Hawaii, as Obama once again stoically appears sans cravat (video).
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Obama: 'systemic failure' allowed Christmas Bomber. By systemic failure, he means Bush did it.
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Judicial Watch announces top 10 most corrupt Washington politicians. Republicans will fight to regain title in 2010..
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New budget crisis: snow removal costs 1 week into winter. Where is your Global Warming™ now, dumbass?
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Cover Up: Obama fires DOJ investigator who initiated charges against Black Panthers.
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You Lie! Obama describes Christmas Bomber with ties to al Qeada in Yemen as "isolated extremist."
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Obama: No partisan attacks on Christmas bomber, and it was Bush's fault. (video).
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Monday, December 28th

Obama: Man caught, literally with his pants on fire and bomb in his underwear, is merely a "suspect."
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Department of State failed twice to revoke bombers visa after his father warned about his radicalization.
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Lesson not learned: The economy tanked because of unrestricted credit to unworthy borrowers.  On Thursday, Obama lifted the lending caps on Freddie and Fannie.
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Dave Barry's year in review: 2009.
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Obama suddenly camera shy when terror strikes.  Political strategy from the Ostritch School of Presidency.
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The system worked: Terrorist, on the watch list, boards a plane with known explosives, without a passport.
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Airline lets man on watch list through, now we have to endure added security measures.
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Israel recalls all ambassadors.  Probably nothing, but I wouldn't buy real estate in Tehran anytime soon.
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White House issues strongly worded statement condemning Iranian crackdown. Oooh, that will teach them!
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SECURITY FAIL: Watch listed Christmas bomber used easily detectable explosive, used by terrorists since the 1970s.
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Brits fear 25 more British-born Muslims are plotting airline bombings, as Captain Clueless claims he worked alone and the system works.
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Captain Misspeak: By "the system worked," I meant, we warned other sitting ducks within 60-90 minutes. (The Twin Towers fell in less time.)
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Clockwork Orange: Plan for Homeland Security involves passengers  fending for themselves (video).
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Saturday, December 26th

Krauthammer - 2009: The year of living fecklessly.
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Inconvenient Truth: 63% of continental US had a White Christmas.
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Dallas sees first White Christmas since Calvin Coolidge administration. Still believe the Earth is warming?
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Israel recalls all ambassadors. Probably nothing, but I wouldn’t buy real estate in Tehran anytime soon.

Monday, December 28, 2009
By Dan

Israel recalls all ambassadors.  Probably nothing, but I wouldn’t buy real estate in Tehran anytime soon.

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