. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daily Danet Broken News Ticker Quote of the Moment: "I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete." -Ronald Reagan Click Here for More Broken News South Carolina GOP, plagued by indescretions, decides to nominate a woman who would never...she did what? Heartless French may require workers to work past 60! SmartPower: Korea closer to open war than in decades. Obama response: To The Security Council! Voters to Obama: Stop turning left; you suck! Obama: You know who sucks? Bush, amIright? Obama's national security strategy: hug it out, just hug it out. D.C. Metro police escort band of union thugs into Maryland to illegally protest at a private home. Friends of Obama somehow get their bank bailed out. MSM runs with story (just kidding). We'll see you later in the week. Mayor Daley: Guns only save lives when we take them from law abiding citizens; threatens to shoot reporter in the ha-ha. Dick Durbin thinks you are not paying enough for the products you buy and the banking services you now get for free. JetBlue Pilot has problem with tail; threatens to crash plane. Click Here for More Broken News Quote of the Moment: "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." — Douglas Adams Daily Danet is not suitable for bear attack. . . . . . . . .

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Monday, May 24th

South Carolina GOP, plagued by indescretions, decides to nominate a woman who would never...she did what?
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Heartless French may require workers to work past 60!
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SmartPower: Korea closer to open war than in decades.  Obama response: To The Security Council!
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Saturday, May 22nd

Voters to Obama: Stop turning left; you suck! Obama: You know who sucks? Bush, amIright?
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Obama's national security strategy: hug it out, just hug it out.
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Friday, May 21st

D.C. Metro police escort band of union thugs into Maryland to illegally protest at a private home.
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Friends of Obama somehow get their bank bailed out.  MSM runs with story (just kidding).  We'll see you later in the week.
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Mayor Daley: Guns only save lives when we take them from law abiding citizens; threatens to shoot reporter in the ha-ha.
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Dick Durbin thinks you are not paying enough for the products you buy and the banking services you now get for free.
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JetBlue Pilot has problem with tail; threatens to crash plane.
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Thursday, May 20th

President who refused to stand up against Iran as Neda bled to death allows Calderon to meddle here.  Weakness isn't a strong enough word.
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Massachusetts, the Anti-AZ: Taxi license question: How did you get to America? Terrorist: Illegally. Boston police unfazed.
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Senator: I demand a vote on limiting ATM fees! PS, I have never used an ATM.
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Scientist, who evidently never saw a science fiction horror movie, gleefully creates synthetic life.
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Jobless claims rise "unexpectedly" again; by largest amount since February.
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KFC Doubles Down on the Double Down.
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North Korea uses Bart Simpson defense: I did not do it; no one saw me do it; and you cannot prove a thing. Also, if you retaliate against our act of war, it's war.
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Wednesday, May 19th

Trouble in Paradise: Obama snubs price two days in a row.  Most. Transparent. President. EVAH.
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Hope·ocrisy: Obama asking students for citizenship status just to shake his hand.
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MA, NJ, VA and now PA.  Obama losing more states than anyone since Washington fought the Revolution.
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Awesome: AZ to LA: If you don't like us, we will just talk our electricity somewhere else.
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As Obama apologizes for an AZ law making it illegal to be an illegal alien, China tries 22 people for swinging.
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Tropic Blunder: Dick 'Four Leaf' Blumenthal's misstatements mount.  Never go full retard.
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I love the organoleptics of brownies in the morning.  The military's 26 page brownie recipe.
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Specter rejects GOP, then rejected by Dems. What are the chances he runs as an independent? 100% or 99.9%?
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Tuesday, May 18th

Double Standard Extreme: UC Berkeley asking incoming students for DNA sample.
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Even Newsweek is beginning to notice the Blame Bush shtick is getting old.
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Franklin: "Nothing focuses the mind the prospect of a hanging." Obama: "Beheading of Daniel Pearl 'captured the world’s imagination.'"
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D.C. Metro police escort band of union thugs into Maryland to illegally protest at a private home.

Friday, May 21, 2010
By Dan

D.C. Metro police escort band of union thugs into Maryland to illegally protest at a private home.

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