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Wednesday, May 19th

Trouble in Paradise: Obama snubs price two days in a row.  Most. Transparent. President. EVAH.
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Hope·ocrisy: Obama asking students for citizenship status just to shake his hand.
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MA, NJ, VA and now PA.  Obama losing more states than anyone since Washington fought the Revolution.
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Awesome: AZ to LA: If you don't like us, we will just talk our electricity somewhere else.
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As Obama apologizes for an AZ law making it illegal to be an illegal alien, China tries 22 people for swinging.
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Tropic Blunder: Dick 'Four Leaf' Blumenthal's misstatements mount.  Never go full retard.
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I love the organoleptics of brownies in the morning.  The military's 26 page brownie recipe.
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Specter rejects GOP, then rejected by Dems. What are the chances he runs as an independent? 100% or 99.9%?
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Tuesday, May 18th

Double Standard Extreme: UC Berkeley asking incoming students for DNA sample.
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Even Newsweek is beginning to notice the Blame Bush shtick is getting old.
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Franklin: "Nothing focuses the mind the prospect of a hanging." Obama: "Beheading of Daniel Pearl 'captured the world’s imagination.'"
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Remember when Obama said you could keep your health insurance? Yeah, about that....
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South Korea: Kim Jong Il, You sank our battleship!
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For those who missed the 10 year old pole dancing story.
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Miss USA may be stripped of title for something 10 year olds do: pole dancing.
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Know your product, know your market: Aussie restaurant uses stripper mom in ad.
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Obama fires physicists on BP oil spill committee for prior inappropriate (i.e. non-socialist) writings.
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Pobody is Nerfect: How one decision cost Steve Jobs over $10B in personal wealth.  There is no app for that.
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Dodd not aware of any special treatment for Blumenthal during Vietnam or for his mortgage with Angelo.
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Muslim woman wins Miss USA; keeps vow not to touch pork.
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Growing illiteracy issue in D.C.: Now Dept of State spokesman admits he has not read AZ law. AZ 3, Washington 0.
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Obama Czar calls for mandatory (but only if "voluntary" does not work) links by bloggers to opposing views.
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Reverend Wright says what we all knew: Obama threw him under the bus. Also alludes to actual attempted vehicular homicide--literally.
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Knee Jerk: Second senior Obama official admits to not reading AZ law she openly criticized.
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WSJ: How Iranian deal reveals Obama's hapless diplomacy.
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Oops: Dem who hopes to replace Dodd claims service in Vietnam. He was in D.C. collecting toys for tots.
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Lady Luck (Napolitano): Government with most powerful Navy in the world has limited capability and expertise in deep water--but healthcare is right up our alley.
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Reid: Greed caused gulf oil spill. So what caused Coyote Springs?
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Woody Allen: Obama should be made dictator for a few years; also he should make marrying your daughter legal.

Monday, May 17, 2010
By Dan

Woody Allen: Obama should be made dictator for a few years; also he should make marrying your daughter legal.

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