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"The America Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money." - Alexis de Tocqueville
Obama EPA trying to ban lead-based ammo. I guess depleted uranium is my only option.
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Remember how Obama promised you could keep your health insurance? Maybe these 3 million seniors probably didn't hear him.
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Baucus (D-rafter) did not read Obamacare bill; relied on experts (read as "lobbyists").
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Major Garrett takes voluntary demotion to Captain Garrett. Leaves FNC White House correspondent for National Journal congressional correspondent.
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Andrew Robinson (R-rrrrrg) resigns as leader of UK's Pirate Party.
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Latest NBC Crap Sandwich mixes Obama, Lost, the CIA, Alaska and Gitmo. Who green lights this stuff? Comment
Morgan Stanley: Obama is writing checks his country cannot cash.
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Gap Tooth Gap: Obama loses Letterman. Too bad no one saw it.
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Tuesday, August 24th
Healthy dose of irony for those who said death panels were a load of crap. Comment
Modern Whigs focus on angry moderates; words that rhyme with orange and obliterating hyperbole.
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"I should not be here!" James Cameron backs down from climate debate after trying to control media.
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Monday, August 23rd
Adolf Hitler, please call your office.
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Boston Globe: You know who is a whiny, complaining stick in the mud? It starts with an O and ends in a bama.
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Irony Alert: WikiLeaks refuses to disclose its financial backers.
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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Just UnDo It. She gets his chipping game, while he holds on to his putz.
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Next week on 20-10: Jason Bauer forges filings for a fake Tea Party candidate. Chloe! We are out of time!
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What is the sign of a fully developed, functioning democracy? P0rn, that's what! Comment
Hey, you know who isn't all he's cracked up to be? This Obama guy.
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LA spends $890 per square foot to open a public school; named after NY Senator who died there.
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How much did the Iraq war cost us in deficit spending? Less than the stimulus.
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Shallow Hal Wants to Bail! Gird your financial loins, says noted pessimist, Tony Robbins.
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How to tell you're winning a political argument: The liberal calls you a racist.
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Irony and Tyranny Double Team: Freedom of Speech no longer free in the Birthplace of Liberty.
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2 people sign up for Obamacare in NJ: Snooki and the Situation.
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Friday, August 20th
Obamortgage assistance program batting .323. Good for baseball, bad for taxpayer-funded programs. Comment
Live Free or Fly off the bridge. NH spend $150K in stimulus for a bridge to nowhere. Comment
Alan Grayson hits the bottom of the Stupid Hole and begins to dig. Claims Bush let 9/11 happen. Comment
Imam pushing Ground Zero Mosque tied to flotilla provocation.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
By Dan
Imam pushing Ground Zero Mosque tied to flotilla provocation.
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