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Thursday, July 22nd

Most ethical Congress EVAH continues to Rangel with ethics violations.
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Video: “Same As It Ever Was.”  You may ask yourself, how did we get here.
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Shocking: Military records show Alvin Greene had problems expressing himself.
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Enemies List: Obama admin screened FOIA requests for political leanings.
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Big Brother: Feds to demand salary, race, sex and nationality data from employers.  This will get them hiring, for sure!
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As liberal press conspire to destroy Palin, FoxNews purposely goes slow with Sherrod.
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Wis. candidate cannot describe herself as "not the whiteman's bitch." Now it's arguably inaccurate.
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GOP since 2007: WITHDRAWAL DATE WILL EMBOLDEN THE ENEMY! NYTimes Today: Hey, are we sure about announcing our withdrawal?
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Newark politicians soon to be more full of crap than usual.
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Zombie presents: This week in Racism.
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Correction: Brave liberal reporters conspire against inexperienced candidate (so long as she wears a dress and has an R after her name).
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Emails show racist conservative reporters team up to destroy inexperienced Obama during 2008 race.  Oh no, wait, that was liberals conspiring to destroy Palin.
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Bungling Harry Reid: We saved Ford (probably true as government control will destroy their competitors).
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Number of people who have faith in Congress approaching "Elvis Lives" numbers.
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Wednesday, July 21st

Frank & Dodd: Geniuses destroy bond market in less than one day.  Well done, jackasses.
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ACLU launches petition to require government funding of abortion services. I guess only some people have rights.
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Elvis has left the autopsy; autopsy tools to be auctioned. Must be a hoax, the King lives!
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Sea life begins its revenge against BP as whale attacks yacht; will destroy one yacht every day until Hayward resigns.
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French high speed train hits a truck full of shampoo; that's like matter and anti-matter colliding.
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NYC Naked Cowboy finally finds a suit he likes; sues Naked Cowgirl
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Jesse Jackson somehow thinks he is involved in Sherrod mess; wants an apology or will cut Obama's nuts off.
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NY may soon allow you to sue your jerk of a boss.  Thank God Steinbrenner is not alive to see this.
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Graph of women who allege abuse by Al Gore beginning to look like a hockey stick.  Maybe he can buy Harassment Credits.
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General Practitioners paid about 1/3 of some specialists. I wonder why there is a shortage. Look for Congress to regulate pay.
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Rush on Journolist: I eat breakfast 300 yds from 4 million liberals who are trained to hate me.
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I don’t know – not having been there - but I think it is fair to say Obama acted stupidly.
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Obama admin now calling illegal aliens, "displaced foreign travelers." We can look forward to calling him a displaced politician.
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Gee, thanks: Former chair of Civil Rights Commission: There is no evidence that Tea Partiers are any more racist than any other Republicans.
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Social Security: Now you will not get it b/c it is broke. Earlier, you did not get it b/c you were dead.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010
By Dan

Social Security has not changed: Now you will not get it because it’s broke. Earlier, you did not get it because you were dead.

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